restroom

The bedroom.You can't REST in a restroom, because they only contain toilets, urinals (men's bathrooms only), and lavatories (bathroom sinks), not beds or futons.Bedrooms however, do contain an article of furniture designed specifically for resting -- the BED (or FUTON) of course! Because bedrooms are made for resting, they can also be called restrooms!



Restroom

by David on Dec 08, 2003 03:40:54

A room in a public place with sinks and stalls. There's a men's room and a ladies' room.
Example:
Have you noticed how dirty their restrooms are.


Restroom

by Diggity Monkeez on Jan 13, 2005 01:59:20

The proper word for 'bathroom'. Used by public places that provide them. For example, the restrooms in my house are called bathrooms, but the bathrooms in a restaurant are called restrooms.
Example:
Where are the restrooms in this place?


Restroom Soccer

by Wyatt Junker on Jul 11, 2011 16:35:55

1) The art of using one's feet only when inside a public restroom.

2) To avoid germs in the bathroom, a strict no hands policy of flushing the toilet with a karate kick or hooking the top of one's shoe under a stall door to open it.

3) The World Cup of Crap.
Example:
He was very skilled at his restroom soccer, an accomplished Pelé on his home field of Brazil, but not on a field and not in Brazil. In an Exxon Mobil shitter.


restroom moment

by Matt*ee on Oct 21, 2009 14:13:36

/rěst'rōōm'•mō'mənt/ n. A euphemism for diarrhea; a socially acceptable alternative to terms like the shits, hershey squirts and the runs.
Example:
Mr. Officer, I realize I was speeding, but I need to get home because I'm about to have a restroom moment! Oops, too late.


Public restroom

by Wasabimoto on Aug 25, 2010 11:33:07

Restrooms you do NOT want to shit in. Public restrooms are usually plagued with:

-Unflushed toilets with piles of toilet paper, piss and shit. Flushing is impossible.

-Grafitii

-Skeet on toilets or other places.

In public schools, restrooms are even worse, where they include all the above, plus:

-Stalls with no doors or doors with no locks.

-Damp paper towels stuck to the wall and floor.

-PISS EVERYWHERE

-SHIT EVERYWHERE

-Assholes who will fuck around with you as you take a shit.

-School books and stolen backpacks in toilets.
Example:
1) As I walked into my school's public bathroom, I discovered shit in the sink, and some asshole decided to restock the toilet paper dispencer with used, shitty t.p.

2) The toilets in the public restroom were so powerful, I managed to flush a jacket without clog.


public restroom

by killerfiller on Dec 07, 2005 06:21:16

Restroom avaliable for public use. Found in stores, schools, government buildings, etc. Some are OK, but many smell to high heaven, never have enough toliet paper or soap (heh, so much for sanitation), and (especially in the case of high school bathrooms) have tons of graffiti scrawled everywhere. Also are a good place to find people getting high, throwing up, or just hiding from life.
Example:
1) "I had to pee, so I ducked into a public restroom. I wish I'd just gone in the woods or something instead, it was that gross."


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