Insta-boner
Insta-Boner
Example:
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."
"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
"We're so hot, we're totally insta-boners."
"Dude, have you seen Taylor? She's a total insta-boner."
Insta boner
Example:
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
Girl: Hey, I just want to say that I like you
Boy: You do?
Girl: Yes I do... wait what’s that on your pants?
Boy: Oh sorry that’s just my insta boner
Insta-boner
When you get turned on so fast that your dick gets hard quicker than it can rearrange itself in your pants. Usually requires manual adjustment and is accompanied by drool and the inability to make rational decisions as lack of blood leaves your brain in a stupor.
Example:
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Friend: “yo! Dude! Fix yourself! You got an insta-boner.”
Me: *babbles incoherently*
Friend: “Emily walked by, didn’t she?”
Me: “random jibberish* *fixes junk*
Insta-boner
When you get hard instantly. There us no gradual hardening. Instantaneous hardening. (usually rips pants)