contusion
When a guy breaks his leg in half, declares that he did indeed, break his leg in half. And then,
slam his
broken leg on the ground.
Contused penis
by LebaAnatnom on Nov 01, 2016 06:10:00
Also known as breaking your penis
The act of pressuring the
blood in your penis shaft, until it rips open with
internal bleeding. Symptoms could be a purple
swollen shaft
cooch contusion
by raikoue on Mar 14, 2011 11:14:46
discoloration of the vagina after being smanged (the combination of being
smashed and banged) usually resulting with a purple color, like a
bruise.
Example:
Guy: "Whoa girl what happened to your
cooch??"
Girl: "
Ehhhh I got smanged
pretty good..."
Guy: "Daaaaaang girl it looks like you got yourself a cooch contusion"
anal contusion
by Fizzmain on Feb 10, 2018 13:18:45
Cooch Contusion
by Oreosbestfriend on Mar 06, 2011 10:18:44
Example:
I hope your muscles
warmed up, you caaan’t be lazy (
Get loose)
This is what I like to call Smash Bang fusion
Gotta focus, mama don’t wanna get a "Cooch Contusion"
pulmonary contusion
by Guddi on Mar 16, 2016 14:18:38
A pulmonary
contusion (or lung contusion) is a contusion (bruise) of the lung, caused by chest trauma. As a result of damage to capillaries, blood and other fluids accumulate in the lung tissue. The excess fluid interferes with
gas exchange, potentially leading to inadequate oxygen levels (
hypoxia).
labial contusion
by pauld on Aug 30, 2006 00:12:13
From the latin for
bruising of the vagina.
A term used when a male friend gets a
scrapped knee or other minor cut from
mountain biking, skiing, or other outdoor activity and whinges about it.
Example:
Adam:
My neck hurts a little.
Dave: Gee adam, maybe you need some
homeopathic salve for that labial contusion?
labial contusion
by AdamV on Aug 29, 2006 02:22:45
Example:
Dave: "
Hey Paul do you want to come
mountain biking with us this weekend?"
Paul: "No I can't this weekend."
Dave: "
Why not? Do you have a labial contusion?"
Anal Contusions
by CoreyTech on Jun 19, 2018 01:10:02
toe contusion
by Joe LaFluer on Sep 25, 2021 02:01:11