Jovian
Jovian is a boy that is easy to get along with he's very charming young-man he has a very quick temper he's funny, handsome, athletic, caring.
Jovian
Keep anyone named jovian. They are the most kind human species. They will do anything for their loved ones. Especially with their partners. Even they are in pain. They still want anyone to be happy. They will make happy anyone first than themselves. They are not selfish. They are giving. They are happy when they see others happy.Jovian
A very extremely Horny guy. Who denies being gay but deep down is. A great friend neither the less. A kind person but can turn dangerous if he wishes to
Jovian
Jovian is a very conflicting person usually wanting to start problems for the hell of it. Jovian can be nice at times but when everyone around him is having a good day, he’s the one to ruin it. He makes people laugh with disgusting humor and is disgusting himself. He’s a slob of a BOY, and he doesn’t care about anyone for himself. He’s other wise known as a pervert or man whore.
Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!
Example: That man whore is such a Jovian!
jovian
1. An adjective meaning very good or interesting. Instead of saying cool, say jovian.
2. In relation to Jupiter.
2. In relation to Jupiter.
jovian
Example:
As we were driving to the mall we noticed a jovian coming out of the Guildford Walmart, wearing gangta boo chains straight from the dollar max.
As we were driving to the mall we noticed a jovian coming out of the Guildford Walmart, wearing gangta boo chains straight from the dollar max.
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Example:
'pick up a jovian', 'get me a jovian', 'i did a jovian'
'pick up a jovian', 'get me a jovian', 'i did a jovian'
Jovian Sunspot
A drink from the television series Babylon 5.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:
-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice
I doubt this tastes good.
It originated from the Zeus bar on the Io Transfer Station. Served in a cocktail glass, the ingredients are added in the following order:
-Ice
-1/4 cup Cream of Coconut
-3 tbsp Bottled Cranberry-Apple Juice
-2 tbsp Vodka
-2 tbsp Orange Juice
I doubt this tastes good.
Example:
mmm.... a Jovian Sunspot
mmm.... a Jovian Sunspot
Jovian Duck
A metaphor for something recognizable but which cannot possibly be that thing. Implies that you should be careful of the thing, precisely because it cannot be what you recognize it to be.
Example:
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
If, however, you are encountering something that quacks like a duck and looks like a duck and craps like a duck swirling around Jupiter’s Great Red Spot, the one thing you should definitely conclude is that you’re not dealing with a duck. In fact, you should probably back away slowly and keep your distance until you figure out what you are dealing with, because there’s no f*cking way a duck could have evolved in the Jovian atmosphere. You are encountering a Jovian Duck. gently edited from Peter Watts
Jovian
Jovians are males who only want to fuck. They just exploid persons and only look after themself. When a Jovian used you out, it will hurt a lot and he's not even notice it. After you meet a Jovian, you will think about everything and gonna have questions in you mind, and the things doesn't have anything to do with him. He likes to connect to person who are close to you and doesn't care what you think about it.