instafriends

When you meet gregarious friends of a friend of yours and they automatically become your friends, too. While there's potential for meaningful relationships, instafriends usually remain cheerfully superficial.



Instafriends
1. Upon your first encounter with a person formerly unknown the instance where you are BFFL. Instafast like the drive thru at Starbucks.
Example:
Upon returning from cruise one Navy Sailor to a Navy Wife instantly hit it of as BFFL over a few beers and a wicked game of Rummy.

BAM Instafriends for life!!!!


instafriend
one who is friends with you in real life, but too cool to follow you back on instagram.
Example:
hey is that john?

yea, he's friendly in person, even calls to hang sometimes, but seems more concerned about his followers on instagram.

oh, he's an instafriend?

yea, that's right.


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