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Demetri Martin

A great comedian. Dropped out of law school after realising it sucked. Became a comedian. He is a personality on ShoNEXT. A branch of the showtime movie channel. Has stated in his act that he gets his jokes from a forest in his mind where hobbits, dragons, and his Mother and Grandmother live. Thinks he is less compassionate then a desert because his cactus died. And has proven that Leather Sleeves = Coolness.

Demetri Martin

by emmawemawoo on Aug 28, 2008 16:46:42

A very funny comedian, with nice hair and a good sense of humor.

Example:
Emma: This is great. "I think the worst time to have a heart attack is during a game of charades. Especially if your teammates are bad guessers. Or during a game of pretend heart attack, and then naps."

Annie: Isn't that Demetri Martin, the funniest/best comedian to ever live?

Emma: Yes indeed.

Demetri Martin

by Also a person on Jun 10, 2011 03:37:53

Person

Example:
Oh Demetri Martin? Yeah, he is a person.

Demetri Martin

by dacos on Apr 09, 2009 11:20:25

n. what you become when you have too much free time

Example:
1. I realized my friends' birth dates, together, all match my cell phone number.

2. I memorized Demetri Martin's mnemonic for remembering the alphabet!

Demetri Martin

by Sgt. Pepper on May 11, 2005 09:10:24

Comedian who ripped off mitch hedberg's style. But he's still funny...

Example:
"Another term for balloon is bad breath holder" ~Demetri Martin~

Important Things With Demetri Martin

by thecinnamonkd85 on Apr 29, 2009 05:02:18

A show on Comdey Central starring comedian Demetri Martin. Martin uses his comedic style to tell his opinions on important things such as coolness, timing, brains, safety, power, chairs, games and more

Example:
hello welcome to important things with demetri martin, i am demetri martin, person

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