ise Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

ise

The ability to live in a world of "what is". presence Living in the Now.

ISE

by JNL on Jan 13, 2005 07:12:12

Insufficient Education (lack of schooling

Example:
Bobby Chong (same character from ISF) has just finished his highschool year and decides he wants to go into post-secondary. He seeks his school counselor for adivce, she looks at his transcripts, rubs her eyes once, then twice, and bursts out laughing. Bobby Chong is confused, the counselor is still laughing but this time in a sorta pitty way. She looks at him and says hunny you have ISE. Bobby Chong looks clueless and snags his transcript away from the counselor, he takes a glance without saying anything nor swearing but he has the look of embarrsement on his face,and soon a shed of tear drops. To save himself some face and dignity; Bobby Chong walks out the door with his head down and thinks to himself....."SON OF A BITCH! FIRST ISF, AND NOW ISE, I F*CKIN NEED TO RE-EVALUATE MY LIFE"

ISE

by wayward on Apr 01, 2007 10:54:28

Internet Simplified English (also Internet Stupefied English) is a set of grammatical and spelling rules which aim to aid the mentally impaired people in their everyday Internet communication.

Example:
Allen: to all des fools out here u dnt wat a true friend is n if u think u do trust me u dnt
Betty: We don't speak ISE here, Allen.
Allen: ise wot r u talkin about u dumb or sumtn

ised

by Adriane on May 09, 2005 03:41:04

a word used when "adriane" doesnt know what she is doing .... instead of "is" writes "ised"

Example:
umm i d k what to write because i cant think of an example....maybe mad-e can!

Malnutri-ised

by Malnutri-ised on Mar 02, 2023 19:53:40

When you almost faint.

Example:
She was Malnutri-ised.

Prom Ise

by theworldlasa on Jan 15, 2018 03:48:11

A phrase sneaky assholes use to cheat themselves out of promises, however, they haven't read this and don't realise they must keep their 'Prom Ise'.

Example:
Person 1: I prom ise to do this thing as long as you do this other thing. *Person 2 does the other thing then asks for the first person to follow up on their side*Person 1: No.

Mir-ising

by Rub one off on Jun 22, 2009 11:41:51

To run away from, put off, avoid.

Example:
Luke I hate, how your always Mir-ising me! All I wanted was to hang out with you in an obsessed manner, and you my friend turned me down. Such shame.

ised-um

by thebkz on Aug 09, 2019 02:41:03

When your lookin fresh 2 death and you freeeze girls in their path

Example:
These chicks walked by and I ised-um in their path.

isee

by ayla--that's right! A-Y-L-A on Jan 28, 2008 08:33:14

when someone is too lazy to split the words apart from each other, they join "i" and "see

Example:
isee watcha talkin bout

ise brum

by howie mandela! on Aug 10, 2019 08:06:25

nnse

Example:
“who’s ise brum?”
“nnse”

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