storm surge

A storm surge is when a concept is so stupid it actually baffles the intelligent due to its egregious stupidity.



Storm Surge
A sexual perversion involving 3 bears jerking off while a 4th man, a twink, releases his diarrhea on them at the moment of ejaculation.
Example:
Man, I've been having a hard time getting off lately. We should get together for a Storm Surge.


Storm Surge
The mysterious effect that clumps most births to 9 months after a major snowstorm. Experts predict that a cold night without electricity incites cuddling in bed, coupled with the subsequent romance and inability to purchase condoms from the store on such nights.
Example:
"John, we'll have to schedule an extra doctor next week, we're expecting a storm surge from White Juan!"


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