janged

when someone wrongs you, lies to you, or screws up and you clean up the mess.



Janged
1. To bring the conversation to a perverted place there for bringing it to a halt.

2. A level of inebriation so intense as to annoy all those around you.

3. To fail with the opposite sex with an extreme intesisty.
Example:
He really janged up that conversation

He's really janged up tonight.


Jang
Example:
Racist: "I hate those Jangs I hope they don't come to the main island, all they do is export their fucking box eyed. And their coal, it's a really useful source of coal."


Janging
Janging JANG-nound JANG ING verb

Janging refers to the process by which a nut has been busted, and ejeculate is shot, specifically similar to jizzing which is slang for ejeculation janging takes emphasis for comedic ways of doing so originally most commonly as jizzing on a fake or hair, breasts or back of a woman but as time went on these examples fell under the catagory of quite mainstream jizzing tecqniques so janging now is a loose term for jizzing (funnier way of saying it) or specifically a really funny way of having busted. Examples of both below .
Example:
1. "Man I made the spider man hand gesture as I was beating it off in her face"

"epic jang bro"

2." Dude its been a great month Ive been janging all over town, 3 chicks in one week and then I janged the shit out of this one ho' "

3. "yo shes so dirty she let me jang on her tits and we met up with her parents for dinner like 10 min later I was laughing the whole time, I think I could smell it "

"your like the high risk jang champion dude"

3. In the famous hollywood comedy "Theres something about marry" Actor Ben Stillers characher jangs so hard he cant find where he busted a nut, and is later discovered by actress Cameron Diaz's charachter as what she mistakes for hairgel and promtly applies to her own hair- Historians note this is possibly the worlds first apreance of a major janging in American pop culture

4. In United States politics, the Bill Clinton- Monica lewinsky sex scandal was at one point in a pivitol moment when allegations of a dress worn by Mrs.Lewinsky that had been stained with semen was a public relations nightmare and one awsomely funny janging story


janged on
1. To get fucking owned.
2. One that gets came on.
3. Joey
Example:
-I just owned you with the shotty!
-So..
-You just got janged on nigga!


Janged
Currently in 2019 “Janged” is a relatively new term was first seen in the smoky THC soaked air of Dunedin, a capitol of weed in the South Island of New Zealand. “Janged” indicates the extent to which one is feeling the sedative effects of THC, a psychoactive substance that is found in the ‘Cannabis Sativa’ plant. An individual can become “Janged” once a suitable quantity of THC has been consumed to reach an individual’s “Janged” level of intoxication. This threshold is not predisposed, yet it is left to any individual’s discretion. One can determine if they are in fact currently “Janged” if they are feeling any of the following possible symptoms: euphoria, mild hallucinations, sensory hyper stimulus, increased enjoyment of music, ravaging hunger.
Example:
Yeah man, I just sank a fat blunt and now I’m Janged asf.

Hey look! Abigail ate my weed brownie and now she’s Janged.


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