The holiday of Passover celebrates the time
when G-D passed of the houses of the Egyptian people
and killed their first born's. It also celebrates
the time when the Jews left Egypt.

On Passover you may not eat bread.

The Passover is completed when one is having sex with a woman who is on her period. A few minutes into the disgusting and bloody intercourse, the man pulls out his dick and marks a streak of blood on his significant other's forehead, just like when the tenth plague was brought upon egypt and lambs' blood was put on doors.

Hebrew word for a dinner that features bland food, crappy wine and a boring story told again and again. It conmemorates the events leading up to the exodus of the Jewish people from Egypt.

It is when you are fucking a girl when she is on her period. Then you pull your dick out and wipe the blood with your dick on her forehead. Like the passover when the jews put the blood on the door.

When you jerk off on a Jewish girls ears.

'The passover' is when you run your digits past a womans balloon knot, for the first time, to see if she's is accepting of the anal action.

An Arabian Passover is there is when somebody takes a shit down a slide and somebody on the other end of the slide catches it in their mouth.

one day the jews are in egypt being all slave-like and thtye got pissed and was like "Ay, Moses, go to the pharaoh and be like LEt My People Go, aight?" so moses goes to he pharaoh and he's like "Ay, homeslice let me get a wod outside" and the pharaoh was like "Fo' shizzle dizzle" MOses was like "Let my people go" an the pharaoh was like "No" so moses said "NOw mygod is gonna bizznatch ur ass!aight?" so all the plagues happened and the pharaoh was like "OK MOses get out!" so moses went to the jews and was all like "H-hey let's go!" so they startd a-walkin' an got to the Red Sea to find out it was really blue and that the pharaoh was following them so moses was like "Ay god, a little help" and guess what god did. take a guess. HE made a bridge just like u thought rite, rie of course i'm rite it's my story. so the jews are in chillin' in the desert for 40 years and then all of a frieken sudden MOses turns around and starts walkin back to egypt and the jews was like "Ay, moses, where u going?" and he was like "to egypt, foo!" and the was like "butmoses the pharaoh will make u a leave again. y go back?" and ya know what moeses said? he was like "i left my shoes in egypt and those mothafu***s was jordans. ain' no way i leavin' dem in egypt!"

When Jews trade passive aggressive insults during a Passover seder.