Jerzed
by therealSHAC on Nov 27, 2009 14:59:09
To repeatedly and intentionally lie, bullshit,
exaggerate or tell make-believe fantasies in social settings in order to contribute or fit in. To
jerz someone actually has a negative effect, as it contributes nothing, aggravates those present, and decreases group IQ, intelligence, and
morale.
Example:
Non-jerzer: "Hey man, I have 2 dogs and they are sick"
Jerzer: "Oh that sucks. I have 24 champion
bull terriers and they have AIDS"
Non-jerzer: "Shut the fuck up man. You
jerzed me. Stop fucking lying and telling bullshit just to hear yourself talk"
Jerz
by LittleSoap23 on Nov 12, 2009 03:01:51
1. Refers to New Jersey, a state of massive struggletude and
sorrows for all who permanently
reside there.
2. An unfavorable action or attitude that is annoying or
sickening, thus reminding one of the feeling they get while present in New Jersey.
3. Someone who is confident or arrogant for no apparent reason, namely with nothing to back it up.
Example:
"Partying in the Jerz again this weekend, huh? That sucks for you..."
"That club was so Jerz, do you think they could have
packed any more
guidos in there?!"
"Why are you being such a Jerz?
Nobody likes you anyway."
Jerz
by lovesthejerz on Apr 08, 2011 20:12:57
1- noun: That glorious liquid that explodes forth from a woman's special equipment when she is
gripped by the most extreme and violent of orgasms. Female
ejaculatory fluid or lady-cum; the ladies' equivalent of jizz (his and hers -- jizz and
jerz).
2- verb: The act of a woman ejaculating.
Example:
Honey, we should totally
throw these sheets in the wash, they're saturated with
jerz.
Oh man, last night was great. I was going down on Marty when all of a sudden, SURPRISE! She
jerzed right in my face.