kiefer

a sexy guy with a large penis who is good in bed



kiefer
A total hot guy that you will fall for. Bad news is he is the most confusing creature on the planet who is bi-polar as Antarctica. He will make you feel stupid in front of his friends as pay back for not buying him a hot dog at a football game. Waste of time.
Example:
"hey i think i'm falling for you.." -sue
"cool my cat just died fuck you."-kiefer
*cry*-sue

"yo k-dawg lets go shoot some hoops!"-bob
"suck dick you cunt fuck where is my hot dog?"-kiefer


kiefer
kiefer kiefer, kiefer carbino. he is a god like deity who enjoys to jack off to minecraft porn. he has a older sister corn who is really hot and he has a dog who is a great bj giver
Example:
wow they’re a kiefer!


kiefer
a guy who is really nice and cute, but hes a huge prude, so hes no fun. also hes extremely skinny. but he has a six pack so its all good.
Example:
i love kiefer but why does he have to be such a prude!


kiefer
also known as "the kiefer." this refers to the ass kicking ho slappin bitch straightening jack bauer (aka kiefer sutherland) from the greatest show ever created, 24. do not mess with him lest you get four bullets in your chest like nina. jeah.
Example:
::ringringringringggg::
kiefer: this is bauer.
almeida: yo jack, i got some damn fools causin trouble at the northwest side of alameida.
kiefer: jeah aiite ill cap those niggas like they aint nothin.
almeida: jeah fasho reefer
kiefer: hey watch yo self, we are on the job no pot references til after this day is OVER
almeida: ok kool time to go eff kim
kiefer: JEAH


Kiefer
1.) Kiefer- a guy who usually acts like he doesn't care but really does. afraid of being hurt, he puts up walls that are hard to climb, but once you make it over it's totally worth it.
2.) a Kiefer always has your back, and knows how to make you feel better when no one else can. he is opionated and will stand up for what he believes in. he doesn't care what other people think and he says what is on his mind. he doesn't like other people very much, especially not immature ones. he likes to be alone, but when you do hang out with him, its some of the best times ever. he never says anything nice (or sorry) unless he really means it. girls secretly have crushes on him, but he seems unnatainable, so they don't go for him. all the girls want to kiss him.

3.) "to pull a Kiefer"- to act like you don't care about anyone or anything, but in reality, you care more than most people do.
4.) Kiefer- a superhero of American background with amazing musical and athletic abilities.
Example:
male1-"who's that really funny guy who treats eveyone like crap?"

male2- "oh, that's Kiefer"

girl1- "dayum, whos that sexy guy who is so hilarious??"
girl2- "thats Kiefer. But back off, he's mine"


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