smallest dick
The title that belongs to the men in the far east like China, Japan, N Korea, S Korea, Philippines, etc.
(Yellow People)
(Yellow People)
Example:
Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.
Chick: Hey lady I just had sex with that man over there.
Lady: You mean the Chino?
Chick: Yeah, He had the smallest dick I've ever seen.
World's Smallest Violin
When someone is whining and you are tired of hearing it, you can play the world's smallest violin to provide musical ambiance to dramatize their annoying whine. This is accomplished by rubbing your index finger and thumb together and saying, "This is the world's smallest violin, and it's playing just for you."
Example:
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."
Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
Joshua: "America would be so much better if we were a communist country. Everyone deserves to have equal wages, we are all people and that is true equality."
Jeffrey (rubbing fingers together): "Do you hear that Joshua? I got the world's smallest violin, and I'm playing it just for you."
World's smallest fiddle
An invisibly small violin played between the index finger and thumb for someone that whines about being a totally lame d-bag.
Example:
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
Guy 1: "Wow, I failed today's mid-term because I went to Julie's to do her homework last night instead of studying. Not to mention that when I finished her homework, she dumped me."
Guy 2: "Here, let me play you a sorrowful song from the world's smallest fiddle."
worlds smallest hotel
Worlds smallest violin
Example:
AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin
Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*
AGT Contestant : "I went blind when I was 4 yrs old..."
Me: oh boo hoo, I'll play you a song on the worlds smallest violin
Judge *gives contestant the golden buzzer*
smallest object in the world
The smallest object in the world is the penis of any man whos name starts with special mentions are Ashley and Alex whose dick are so small they are basically a manjina
Example:
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”
Person 1 “Wow i saw it yesterday it really is the smallest object in the world”
Person 2 “what u could see it”
Smallest penis contest
Example:
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
Irish guy- All right, my penis is smaller, its always been smaller.
Other guy- No, not so fast, mine is smaller buddy, I'm not giving you this one.
Asian guy- Shut the fuck up both of you, you're both stupid, mine is the smallest.
Irish guy and other guy- Fuck he's gotta have us by a half inch, I think he put ice on his dick before we started.
Asian guy- There is no ice, no acupuncture, and its not a trick, I get prize for smallest penis contest!
World's Smallest Violin
when you have no sympathy for a douchebag for a friend who insults you and them the next day his girlfriend tells them it's over and expects sympathy from you
Example:
Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"
Boy 1 "my girlfriend just dumped me "
Boy 2 you see this it's the world's smallest violin playing just for you"