Laporte

Laporte, Colorado is a small town just northwest of Fort Collins right along the foothills. The residents include: Serial Killers, Drug Dealers, Drunks, Hippies, and all the people passing through on their way to go camping or boating on whorestooth reservoir.The town consists of: An extremely overpriced grocery store, 2 Liquor stores, A pizza place, a restaurant famous for their cinnamon rolls, 2 bars (one trashy & one hippie), a gun shop, a dollar store, an auto repair shop, several extremely trashy trailer parks, and a carwash along with all the smaller stores in kintzley plaza that nobody ever really goes to.



LaPorte
The most boring town in Indiana. A place where people want to move away from. A ghost town.
Example:
I live in LaPorte and really want to move away


LaPorte, IN
1. (Noun) LaPorte is a shithole located in the state of Indiana. It is located at 41°36′33″N, 86°43′3″W.
2. (Adjective) LaPorte can be used to describe a horrible, uninhabitable, place.

"La Porte" is French for "The Door", in this case, the door to Hell.
Example:
1. "Dude, I just left LaPorte, IN. Thank God I got out before I turned 21, or I would have been trapped there forever."

2. "Jesus Christ! This place is a mess! What a LaPorte..."


laport
A rare name given only to people that can take an enormous amount of various drugs and still seek more.
A real laport has an indescribable love for hash, hashies or hasj preferably made in Afghanistan.
Example:
irc.quakenet.org #tstp pm laport if you can hook me up with some lsd


leo laporte
From the name of the ubiquitous host of many TechTV computer shows, to "leo laporte" is to give an over-simplified answer to a clueless newbie asking a question that they wouldn't understand the complete answer to anyway.
Example:
When my mom asked if her Mac was susceptible to viruses, I gave her a quick "leo laporte" and switched on her firewall.


laporte minnesota
a small hicktown in minnesota.

rednecks galore.

you will find the people usually sitting around a bonfire smoking and drinking beer.

the partys in laporte are crazy.

country music is what you'll hear on the radios.

alcoholics are everywhere.

8 churches and 3 liquor stores and 1 school.

weed is the drug to be found.

lets get smoked up! (=
Example:
laporte minnesota has 145 people for population but they're crazy!


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