kurtis

someone who will do anything for anyone as long as they are worthy of it.



kurtis
Example:
kurtis is cool.


kurtis
A guy who has no friends, a small dick, erectile dysfunction, cannot finish after an hour BJ, usually works out four times a week on his one rep max, has very small arms and shows off his beer belly which he thinks is a six pack, also he enjoys hitting on peoples girlfriends and thinks everytime a girl looks at him they want his dick.... but really they vomit in there mouth!
Example:
I totally pulled a kurtis yesterday after an hour.


Kurtis
An inspired deep, thoughtful, respectful person. Kurtis's generally have a way with words like no other. They can talk like they know you inside and out when all it is really is that they have a way of touching your soul, looking beyond what you portray into the deepest part of you. They have a genuine smile that could melt away your darkest troubles.
Kurtis's are generally talented people, sometimes musicians, great story tellers, and comedians too, which is always great when you need a smile. Some Kurtis's are remarkably smart, and very well grounded, they have a connection to the earth and treat her with the respect she deserves. Kurtis's are special people, but be careful, if your not ready for a Kurtis, you'll never be able to get him out of your dreams.
Example:
"Did you see that guy?"

"Yeah, a total Kurtis!"


Kurtys
Sexiest man alive. Kurtys is insanely attractive and always has the attention of every girl that is within 30 feet of him. He usually has a big wanker and he puts it to good use. Every guy wants to be a Kurtys, and every girl wants to have a Kurtys.
Example:
Girl: Oh my god! Look at Kurtys!
Guy: I wish I was him!
Girl: I wish he was my boyfriend!


Kurty
The most adorable kind of kitty. It has to be:

1. extra fluffy
2. sassy
3. immediately make you want to pick it up and love it
Example:
"I wish my boring kitty was a kurty."


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