Example:
"hello josibelley, how is ed working out?" 'he's gone all incommunicado and clearly is an emotional cripple, not to mention the erectile dysfunction' " i think barrelling may be in order sweetpea"

"evening shelfy, heard from jim lately?" 'the spineless wanker dumped me, via facebook' " i must say, that soapdodger is looking more and more flamable everytime i ask about him. i'll get the barrel, you bring the marshmallows"

"jocelyn my dear, i hate to say it, but the new boyfriend seems a good guy and i like him." ' am so pleased you approve, i think he's a keeper' "me too, but just keep in mind, first sign of nonconformism to what you deserve, i'll barrel the bastard and scatter his ashes to the four winds" ' i know oh big brother of mine, but lets see how he goes first ok?' "(mumble, mutter, grumble, mutter etc...) if i must. but barrelling is great therapy darl so be picky and i'll stock up on kindling"

Example:
Can you fill the barrels with wine, it's perfect timing!

Example:
A sailor on a Navy ship had been out to sea for weeks, and was beginning to go through sex withdrawals. Fed up with the lack of sex, he asked one of his shipmates what he did when the pressure was too much to take.

"Well, there's a barrel with a hole in it near the mop storage. When it gets to be too much for us, we use that."

So the sailor went over to the barrel and decided to give it a go. Finding it was better than he'd expected, he began using it regularly, and his problems seemed to vanish.

After a couple of weeks, his commanding officer began to take notice, and said, "You seem to be a lot more relaxed. What's your secret?"

The sailor, embarrassed to give a straight answer, simply said he'd been getting better rest.

"Well good, sailor. You're going to need it," replied the officer. "Today's your turn in the barrel."

Example:
whoa! mario just got barrelled for five seconds on that wave!

Example:
Tony was way over his head betting his entire bankroll on the Celtics, now he is barreled in.

Pat keep chasing with favorites, now he is barreled in.

Example:
He went through the barrel

Example:
Might have to unzip my jeans while I eat so the barrel can breathe.

Example:
"BARRELS! Why are you hiding over here?"

"ARE YOU PLOTTING?!"

Example:
The Barrel

This one goes out to the barrel
May she rest in peace

Well there once was a day that you were home alone
And you realized you didn't have a car of your own
So sittin' there strugglin' to come up with a plan
You said "Hell yeah, I need a van"
You called up an uber and went down to the shop
To figure out what kind of vans they got
Purple, orange, red and green
But you said "That white one is more like me"

Pre Chorus
Through all the toughest times in life
She's always been there rollin' by your side

Chorus
Oh, the Barrel
Lovin' you since that day
The Barrel
Takin' you to any place
The Barrel
Huggin' that old asphalt, yeah
The Barrel
And she'll always be rollin

Rollin' down the LA strip
Whenever we were ready we'd be taking a trip
Didn't really matter, day or night
You'd be flying down the streets, got me feeling just right
We cut on the music you'd be jackin' it up
Had a better bass boomin' than a pickup truck
She was flashy, sassy, little bit nasty
But when we'd wash her up she'd be lookin' real classy

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Chorus repeats

Rollin' through the pearly gates
'Cause on that dreadful day
She was no match for that old bat
That Ethan gave
But the road to your heart
Will forever be paved
With the tire tracks she made
'Cause

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