math teacher's
A male or female teacher who makes your life a living hell, ruins your year, and smiles at you while doing it.Math Teacher
A person (although you may doubt that they're actually human at times), hired and paid to torture young children between the ages of 7-18, usually using creative and meaningless methods you will forget instantaneously after the torture session and never have to use again in your life. This will occur in a special section of Hell labeled "School", where you will also be subjected to various other attempts to steal your mental stability; although math class is most certainly the one you have to be most wary of.
Example:
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
Administration: "What methods of torture do you have planned for today, Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert evil sounding name here*?
Math Teacher Mr/Ms. *Insert same evil sounding name used above here*: "I was thinking of Pre-Calc and maybe a sprinkle of algebra and geometry to really get them crying"
Administration: "Sounds like a fantastic idea! Remember though, make sure to assign more homework to them than you actually have to just to make sure that their stress is at an all time high! We wouldn't want to get one-upped by the psychiatric ward like we did last time."
Math Teacher
A person with the sole purpose to make your life and education more difficult - often causing mental and in some extreme cases physical illnesses.
Example:
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
Student: Hi Math Teacher, how are you doing?
Math Teacher: Hello y/n, I see that you are enjoying your day, let me just ruin it really quick <3
Maths Teachers
A collective name for a group of people who can't teach shit. Our recent studies have found that 46.3% of people taught by maths teachers are dumb shits.
Example:
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!
Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
Kid 1: aren't maths teachers such dumb shits. They can't teach for their lives!
Kid 2: i know right! I don't know anything 'cause this teacher is so shit. What is 2+2? How would I know!
Math Teacher
Math Teacher
Example:
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
Dude my math teacher is really a person who gives you information you will NEVER use in life
Math Teacher
Sexual position when you are doing a woman from behind and you yell out math problems like "What is the square root of 4, bitch?" and "what is 5+5, bitch?" You fuck her harder and harder to try to get her to get these simple problems wrong.
math teachers
seemingly lame and pathetic balding teachers who probably use that disguise to hide their real identity as a paeodphile and sex predator. they should be avoided at all times. especially when they grin
Example:
math teachers. that's right.
math teachers. that's right.