A tension

Tensions, similar to sexual tension, is when awkwardness is building up between two people or in a situation.



Tension
In modeling, it refers to the state of exhibiting intense fierceness with one's face and body during a photo shoot. One who does not exhibit tension can be said to resemble a "limp noodle". It quickly became a favorite term of supermodel Tyra Banks on the twelfth cycle of America's Next Top Model, much to everyone's annoyance.

For more examples of Tyraspeak, see "smize", "H2T", and "Ty-over".
Example:
Tyra: Try putting a little more tension in yo' body.
Nijah (C12): Unnnnhhh!!! (ejaculates)
Tyra: That's my gurl!


Tension
Tension is basically like Twomp, except 10.
10 dollars worth of anything, or 10 dollars.
Example:
I need a Twomp sack but i only got Tension!


tension
Tension is uncomfortable situations like riding away on a moto butt naked and loving it. It is tripping over infront of cops on purpose and just all out the stupidest shit you could think off. Its also a video done by the east coast boys on there bodyboards.
Example:
Tommo: have you seen the movie tension
Ben: yeah man how funny is it they do the best tensions.


Toilet Tension
When you are taking a deuce in public, and someone walks into the bathroom, so you close your cheeks with all your might. Of course, when the bathroom is empty, your bowels explode your shit outward at Mach 3.
Example:
I was taking a shit yesterday at Applebee's, and somebody walks in. So I get toilet tension and seize up my ass. So this guy left, and it was just me. So I explode my ass, and shortly after, I hear someone flush a urinal...I guess someone walked in when the other guy walked out...


Trip Tension
The specific category of sexual tension experienced when on a trip with colleagues/ coworkers/ fellow students.

This type of tension usually results from unconscious excitement due to a new environment and a desire to avoid being alone in a travel-related situation (such as a bus ride or a tour).

The results of trip tension can be anything from a one time hook up to a full fledged relationship (or a distinct feeling of loneliness for those who fail to find someone compatible and also experiencing trip tension).
Example:
"Dude what?? When did Jim and Cindy start hanging out?"

"They just got back from the DC trip. Classic case of trip tension."

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"I can't believe I ever went out with Jane... I don't even know how it happened, we never really talked before."

"You guys got together on the Italy trip, remember?"

"Oh dude! You're right... it must have been the trip tension."


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