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Rainforest
A particularly hairy pubic region.

Example:
"HAIRYRAINFOREST MAKES MY EYES BLEED"

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The Rainforest Café
Large jungle-themed restaurant owned by the Landry's Corporation. Typically falls just short of pimping out its employees in its never-ending quest to squeeze every last goddamn dime out of customers. Often mistakes the criteria for what makes a rainforest animal (note: Kodiak Grizzlies do not live in the rainforest) and what constitutes an appropriate rainforest soundtrack (note: nix the jazz flute and the country rock ballads). Management handpicks leering hispanic men and manic fucktard douchebags to round out the staff. Don't snap on the retail girls because you don't understand the dynamics of capitalism.
Example:
Man: Wtf there is a petite mexican man inside that 6' tree frog costume. Why is he bipedal, why does he stink of febreze.
Woman: Why, that's Cha Cha! The Rainforest Café's lovable mascot here to lift your spirits and enliven your child's day.
Man: I've decided to go batshit insane on the next person to take my picture for $5.99 or offer me membership to their Safari Club program.
Woman: Why is it so loud in here? The foliage overhead is extremely dusty. Are those fish real? Those uniforms are fugly.


Rainforest Violation
A woman who has a lot of or refuses to shave her pubes. This is derived from the fact that due to the thickness of pubic hair, light will never reach the actual skin; similar to sunlight in the rainforest. In addition, the hair is thick enough to be a habitat for animal life.
Example:
This one time I saw my buddy's girl come out the shower. I kinda knew she was one of those feminist twats who didn't shave beforehand, but now I had evidence that she was a walking Rainforest Violation!


Polluting the Rainforest
The term used to desribe when you are taking a shower with your girl. As soon as the water is steaming, you fart so that the stink attaches to the steam particles and "pollutes" the air.
Example:
Eating mexican food and sleeping in your girl's apartment can lead to Polluting the Rainforest the next morning.


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