Mathmatize
Example:
Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"
X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness
Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"
Usage of Mathmatize:"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with beer and I think i switched to liquor at one point because my piss smelled like Jack Daniels. I am extremely hungover today"
X* = How many beers drank
Z* = Unknown types and quantities of booze drank
Y* = Rating from 1-10 of hungover-ness
Sample Sentence of Mathmatize:
"I got sooo drunk last night. I started with (X*) and I think i switched to (Z*) at one point because my piss smelled like (Z* Squared). I am (Y*) today"
Granimal mathmatics
Example:
Granimal mathmatics
(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor
Granimal mathmatics
(L + T) * Lty2 = DBD
Love plus Trust, multiplied by Loyalty (to the second power) equals Death Before Dishonor
Lane Mathmatics
The math behind road lanes. When a lane exits from the main road, the number of remaining lanes must decrease by one. When a track is added via a ramp, the total increases by one again.
Mathmaticals
This is the word that properly describes math because I say so. This was approved by Morgan Freeman saying, "It brings to life how math is. Absolute hell. If only that kid did not eat so many burritos that he farted us back in time."
Example:
We must take a moment to look at this mathmaticals, because one mathmatical plus another mathmatical equals a failing grade.
We must take a moment to look at this mathmaticals, because one mathmatical plus another mathmatical equals a failing grade.