An order given to a person by someone else, usually online, that requires the person to turn off his computer and go find someone else to spend time with as soon as possible. The person who gives the order holds the belief that humans who have the audacity of spending
time by themselves and not while accompanied by other humans, shame the whole
human race and, therefore, must be prompted to do what is socially required of them. Reflects the modern belief that you're nothing if you like being alone.
Usually addressed to people in complete
unawareness of their actual level of sociability.