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meet the engineer

Hey look buddy. I'm an engineer. That means I solve problems.A shot rings out and a bullet hole appears next to the Engineer's headEngie: Not problems like "What is beauty?", 'cause that would fall within the purview of your conundrums of philosophy.Another two bullet holes appear, on the other side of the Engie's head.Engineer: I solve practical problems.the shot zooms out to show a level 2 sentry shooting offscreen while the Engie takes a long drink from his beer.Heavy: AAAAGGGGGHHHHHH!!!!!Engineer: For instance, how am I gonna stop some big mean Mother-Hubbard from tearin' me a structurally superfluous new behind?A level 1 sentry turns around and shoots a sniper who was trying to creep up on the Engie from behind.Engineer: The answer? Use a gun. And if that don't work, use more gun.Another level 3 sentry fired a salvo of rockets, blowing up someone offscreen.Someone, probably the scout: MY AAAARRRMMMM!!!!!a blown-off hand lands at the Engie's feetEngie: Like this, heavy-caliber tripod-mounted little-old-number designed by me,Engie kicks the hand off screen as a level 1 sentry blows it apartEngie: Built by me,A level 1 sentry shoots offscreenEngie: and you best hope;The Engie's expression darkens, and he stares right at the cameraEngie: not pointed at you.

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