merked

1. Total and undeniable beatdown of a person by means of trashtalk.Synonyms: owned, faced, pwned, ruled



merked
to be held down like a bitch and have your pubes shaved off and then they slap some fake pubes on your freshly shaven bald private parts with some sticky glue, see also "merkin"
Example:
Shiloh was talkin' trash, so his homies merked his dumb ass. . . .then they laughed at their work.


merked
to kill, steal, rape, pillage, etc.

Although other people are offering plausible etymologies for this word, I'm guessing it more likely is a "verbing" of a shortened version of mercenary, or soldier for hire. Just like narcotics officers became narcs, which then became a slang verb for snitching to cops, I think mercenary became merks, then merked became a slang verb for acting like a mercenary, or killing, robbing, etc.
Example:
He got merked for tellin' the wrong cat to kick rocks.


merked
1. Owned, lit up, pwned, etc.
2. A state of first being stabbed in the chest, followed by being anal raped.
3. Showing a sense of ownership over an item, followed by dissing it.
Example:
1.
Person A: Dude! Headshot!
Person B: Merked!

2.
Person A: Dude, I just got merked!
Person B: Damn, that sucks.

3.
Person A: Dude, your dog just got merked!


merked
To lose in an extremely humiliating manner.

Shortened from the car name 'Merkur', a weird german ford that rarely works. To lose to one in a street race would be uber-embarassing, hence 'you got merked!'
Example:
Dude, you got merked by that diesel rabbit, your car is f___ing slow!


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