bouquet
The act of getting
a handful of traffic tickets from a cop. Either because he's trying to get a
quota, or you
acted like an arse and deserved it.
Bouqueting
by HubertandPubert on Nov 27, 2010 01:40:31
Bouquet
by Xwoman487 on Apr 11, 2020 23:26:49
Bouquet
by Kittyfun1002 on Jan 09, 2009 23:55:02
Bouquet
by RussianGoat on Jan 16, 2020 02:17:17
Example:
My friend and I were
downtown, celebrating the
SlutWalk while
Pussy Riot was playing a show; she commented, "boy, there's quite a Bouquet going on down here."
Bouquet
by Thrillah on May 30, 2012 03:09:04
The act of grabbing one's penis and testicles from their
bases. By protruding each
from the top of your tightened fist, the end result should resemble that of a
bouquet of flowers.
Bouquet
by Filthy Jewish Priest on Nov 26, 2017 10:46:40
When you fart in the shower and it suddenly becomes
a gas chamber. Escape at all costs or effects can be
lethal.
Example:
*farts*
"O fuck, i just made a
bouquet"
*proceeds to escape
the shower at any cost necessary, because no one wants to die like
a jew*
bouquet of humanity
by talk2me-JCH2 on Mar 30, 2021 02:29:07
Example:
Not only were there
multiple bystanders of different races and
ages, a bouquet of humanity, but they were all
strangers with nothing in common!
albanian bouquet
by Bokolis on Oct 07, 2012 20:20:55
A verision of a
pimp slap, named as such because
the motion resembles the presenting of a
bouquet of flowers, with the motion starting around the ear and the back of the hand coming down on the target, preferably a broad that won't shut up.
Roadside Bouquet
by ResidentJared on Jun 24, 2010 05:57:53
A person who rides any two-wheeled motorized vehicle(
scooter, motorcycle, etc.) without a
helmet. The word comes from the flower
arrangements placed on the side of the road where a deadly accident occured.
Example:
"Dude! Did you see that guy in the
motorcyle? He had to be going at least a hundred!" "Yea, I also noticed he was wearing jean-shorts and
a tank top with no
helmet. Regular Roadside Bouquet.