meteorologist
by Twisther Tornadough on Apr 19, 2007 00:21:01
one of the few professions where you can be horrible wrong and still be able to keep your job...they usually make good side money from supermarkets and hardware stores by broadcasting phony weather alerts causing people to
stampede aisles in search of a
myriad of things they will never use in this lifetime...often blame their obscenely obvious mistakes on the unpredictabilty of a fictional character named "
Mother Nature"
Example:
- "What did you
say you do again?"
- "I'm a meteorologist."
- "Oh. So you study meteors and shit?"
- "Not quite. Basically I
get paid to be wrong and suck
at
my job."
- "No way dude! You're the fucking President?"
meteorologist
by slapshot42 on Dec 18, 2005 02:57:09
Example:
The meteorologist said there would be
3 inches of snow. We got
36 inches.
meteorologist
by TravisFant on Apr 05, 2008 07:17:08
Meteorologist
by Latisha Marie on Aug 25, 2019 06:37:05
Meteorologist
by Descartes B. Forthehorse on Aug 28, 2011 20:13:09
Example:
The
meteorologist on television told me to prepare for the storm of the century, so like a
dutiful follower I
stocked up on foodstuffs and necessities. Alas, it was just a thunderstorm.
Damn, meteorologists seem to have less scientific backing than fortune tellers! I cannot believe I cancelled my weekend plans because of their forecast!
Meteorologist
by Jesse114 on Jan 15, 2019 20:10:28
Bathroom Meteorologist
by BATHROOMMETEOROLOGIST1 on Nov 23, 2010 19:52:24
A person who is an expert at
hot boxing and taking hella bong rips in a bathroom (usually a dorm bathroom) all day,
erry day. A
bathroom meteorologist also forecasts bathroom weather that results from the shower being constantly turned on and off
Facebook meteorologist
by Xile-Lord on Aug 14, 2011 08:32:58
Armchair Meteorologist
by Ragu_Gaming on Jun 18, 2021 00:02:15
A person who does not have any background in
meteorology but still says certain things are going to happen, normally from the comfort of home with an
installed radar on their PC or phone and never uses actual weather models to make predictions.