candy store

Candy store is a song off of Heathers.



candy store
a synonym used for the liquor store when underage college freshmen need to discuss "business" in front of their RA's.
Example:
Freshmen #1: Hey Dave, we need to stop by the candy store before tonight's festivities begin.

Freshmen #2: Do you have a fake ID?

RA: Why do you need a fake ID to go to buy candy?

Freshmen #1 and #2 (in unison): Shut up bitch, mind your own business.

RA: Ok, sorry.


Candy Store
a song from the soundtrack of the world cast recording of Heathers the Musical, sung by Jessica Keenan Wynn, Alice Lee and Elle McLemore.

“Candy Store” is a metaphor in the song for the luxuries and pleasures Heather Chandler is willing to offer Veronica Sawyer in exchange for her compliance to the clique. In exchange for luxury, Veronica must offer her skills of forgery.
Example:
Step into my Candy Store!”


Candy Store
Are we gonna have a problem?
You got a bone to pick?
You've come so far why now are you pulling on my dick?
I'd normally slap your face off
And everyone here could watch
But I'm feeling nice
Here's some advice
Listen up beeyotch
I like
Lookin' hot
Buying stuff
They can not
I like
Drinking hard
Maxing dad's credit card
I like
Skippin' gym
Scarin' her
Screwin' him
I like
Killer clothes
Kickin' nerds in the nose
If you lack the balls
You can go play dolls
Let your mommy fix you a snack (whoa)
Or you could come smoke
Pound some rum and coke
In my Porsche with the quarterback (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
Time for you to prove you're not a loser
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Guys fall
At your feet
Pay the check
Help you cheat
All you
Have to do
Say goodbye
To Shamu
That freak's
Not your friend
I can tell
In the end
If she
Had your shot
She would leave
You to rot
Course if you don't care
Fine, go braid her hair
Maybe Sesame Street is on (whoa)
Or forget that creep
And get in my jeep
Let's go tear up
Someone's lawn (whoa, whoa, whoa)
Honey what you waitin' for?
Welcome to my candy store
You just gotta prove
You're not a pussy
Anymore
And step into my candy store
Example:
“damn. i wish heather chandler would rail me while singing candy store.”
“WTF DAD YOU’RE SIXTEY-NINE!”
“so?”


Candy Store
This could mean a gay bar or any other place of homosexual fellowship.
Example:
Hey dude, you want to go to Club Bone tonight?

Shit no man, that's a goddamn Candy Store.


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