scholarship
by David M. Kennedy on Jul 27, 2006 00:27:55
Something adults tell you to apply for, because supposedly they lie in abundance. Like all other things adults say, it's a lie. Unless you scored a
2200 + on your SATS, spent your free time tutoring children with dyslexia, wrote your college entrance essay on
the human genome project and its relation to
modern feminism, your chances of getting one are slim.
Example:
Parent: "Mike got a full-ride to
Baylor. He can't even spell his own name but he's the nations #1 200 meter runner, and has been
All-American every since he
sprinted out of the birth canal. You see Jake you could get a scholarship too".
Jake:"Fuck off mom you said the same thing about college.
scholarship
by AudreyB15 on Jul 09, 2017 23:20:23
When someone is paying
the bill for you. Example: When a guy buys you a
drink at
the bar, you are on scholarship.
scholarshipping
by faerie16 on Mar 30, 2009 07:04:28
the act of looking at a
scholarship website and praying that something applicable will
turn up. then
mailing out countless applications in hopes that someone else will be kind enough to pay your substantial college debts for you
Example:
I wasted a perfectly
good Saturday scholarshipping by writing a fictitious letter to my congressman about suggestions for controlling overpopulation in the United States for the Negative
Population Growth (
NPG) scholarship
scholarshipitis
by bryeezze on Dec 07, 2009 12:53:27
the opposite of
senioritis
The use of uplifting friends when they come down with senioritis; geting a
2400 on your SAT and a 5.8 GPA.
When you have
so beast grades that all schools are begging you with scholarship money to come there.
Example:
Brittany: Just got a 5 on
all four of her
AP exams
Bob: Yea she has scholarshipitis
athletic scholarship
by Ginormous D on Apr 18, 2011 00:56:58
Example:
James: Yo I heard
Tyshawn got in to Duke and got a full scholarship, too.
Bill: WHAT I cracked like 2000 on my
SATs and had a 4.0 and I got
waitlisted. He didn't even score 1000 and he had a 2.0.
James: Yeah but he's the number one basketball prospect in the country. He's on that athletic scholarship.