Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!
Example:
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!
Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.
Person trying too hard: Happy Non-Religious Wintertime Celebration!
Asshole: I don't celebrate any holidays in the area that happens during the time that Octavian the Eighth regarded as 'Wintertime'. I'll see you in court.