Santa Claus

A red communist fat ass who doesn't know how to shave and owes me a pogo stick.



Santa Claus
Every boys idol because he's knows where all the naughty girls live.
Example:
Jonny: Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on Christmas Day.

Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.


Santa Claus
The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!

1. He can't be seen

2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught reindeer to hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become ninjas too.
Example:
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D

Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to sneak a peek at him...

Kid: Huh? Santa kills you if you see him?

Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!

Kid: (Cries)


Santa Claus
The code name for a pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat ALL the cookies and drinks up all the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".
Example:
kid1* did santa claus come to your house last night?
kid2* i...i don't wanna talk about it *bursts into tears*


Santa Claus
When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.
Example:
Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."

Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"


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