Santa Claus
by thats right I said it on Jul 19, 2009 10:10:05
Example:
Jonny:
Santa, I just want something that will makes me really happy on
Christmas Day.
Santa Claus: Well Jonny, I know what Jenny does when everyone else is asleep.
Santa Claus
by Suihime on May 19, 2010 07:33:04
The GREATEST ninja of all time!!!
1. He can't be seen
2. Only a true ninja can break into that many houses, undetected, in one night
3. He taught
reindeer to
hover and fly, and we all know that, while only superheros and ninja can fly, only a ninja can teach other lifeforms to do it too... that's right, the reindeer had to become
ninjas too.
Example:
Kid: I'm gonna stay up and try to see Santa Claus :D
Brother: No!!! don't do that!!! I heard, that the reason his suit is red is from the blood of children trying to
sneak a peek at him...
Kid: Huh? Santa
kills you if you see him?
Brother: He HAS to! It's the code of
the ninja! They're not supposed to be seen. You see them; they kill you!
Kid: (Cries)
Santa Claus
by OlfinSeaSquid on Apr 22, 2018 19:39:26
A fat, drunk man that breaks into your house every Christmas. Often seen wearing red and abusing animals (
Reindeer, dogs , cats, etc.) for the purpose of moving around. Often has a gang of
short people that
dress up in green outfits.
Santa Claus
by gcgdpunk on Jan 14, 2006 11:07:06
The code name for a
pedifile that has cannot be caught because he knows when your awake. Think about it...first he watches children to see if the are being "naughty" or "nice" then on christmas eve he breaks into home in the middle of the night, leaves "presents" for little "boys and girls", eat
ALL the cookies and drinks up all
the white stuff then leaves with a sadistic "ho ho ho".
Santa Claus
by notarealperson111 on Dec 08, 2020 03:27:05
Santa Claus
by JJ Dahmski on Nov 22, 2010 14:18:34
When a married couple decide to spice up their love-making, they
do the Santa Claus. This consists of the man sitting down in a Santa costume while the girl gets butt-sexed. She then proclaims, "I've been a
naughty girl." and Santa says "I'm giving you a
lump of coal this year." She then yells out "I'll give YOU a lump of coal!" and then proceeds to defecate on his penis.
Example:
Jeremy: "Let's spice up our sex life with
the Santa Claus."
Korey: "Are you sure? We just ate Taco Bell..."
Jeremy: "Oh shit, let's do it on the tile then."
Keith: "Ohhhhhhhhhhhhhh shit. It's December 24th"
Vahid: "So what does that mean?"
Keith: "
Santa Claus is coming to town tomorrow (winky face)"