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oboe player's

Funny. Can either be super social or doesn’t talk at all. Extremely patient and hard working. Usually pretty smart. Some of the best friends you can get because of how dedicated they are. They are extremely nice and will make you laugh. Can be annoying but it’s only because they have a lot to say and do. MULTITASKING MOTHERFUCKING QUEENS. You try reading music, trying to figure out alternate fingerings, reading music, playing the actual piece, working with their reeds, and keeping tempo. They can keep it together. They have to be really good otherwise they will get made fun of.

Oboe player

by i love my oboe! on Apr 16, 2009 09:45:16

Argueably one of the most bizzarre species of band geek. These people's brains are compromised by immese amounts of pressure building up in their heads as they work to push a ton of air through that tiny little reed. Their approximate male to female ratio is 1:3. They do not get much drama in their section which can probably be attributed to their small numbers and tendancy not to care very much about anything but their reeds. Oh yeah, harm an oboe reed or threaten to, and they will freak out on you. Contrary to popular belief, the oboe is not used often for masturbation (not only do the players not tend to be very pervy, but it's just too small!) Oboe players can usually play at least one other instrument too. Thus, they are bisectional.

Example:
I am an oboe player. Oooh, pretty colors!

oboe player

by oogoommm on Apr 21, 2022 00:17:37

the oboe player is a strange breed. do to there shrunken brains do to the pressure put on there head from pushing all that
air thew the tiny hole. they are the most pathetic person you'll see. usual female, they never have drama in the section but look like there drinking a caparison when playing

Example:
oh look there are only two oboe players this year again thos pathetic little shits

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