singer
One day whilst really high on the marijuana cigarettes,
a friend of mine threatened to
punch me in the singer and the
swibble. Upon investigation it was determined that a singer is the mouth. (See also: swibble)
singer
by cthunder on Mar 07, 2010 13:30:59
any person who sings, regardless of skill in singing, and behaves in an extremely
douchy attitude toward everyone, especially other musicians or singers; generally used in quotations to distinguish from regular people who sing.
singer=vocal
instrumentalist
"singer"=
b*tch, douchebag, etc.
Example:
Person 1: Why does she
get that solo? I'm clearly better.
Person 2: Does it really matter who sings it?
Person 1: OF COURSE
IT DOES!!! I've wanted that solo for like ever.
Person 2: *thinking* "singers"
singer
by actual guitarist on Mar 05, 2010 03:59:05
a lime light
hogging, selfish twat. a singer usually loves to be loved and dosent think about the rest of the band...then the band leaves them and there singing times are in
tatters, ha , serves you right you dicks.
oh and they are not actually musically talented unless they actually make lyrics, if your a tribute singer or someone writes your songs ure a stupid
toole Example:
singer: (to fans)
thx i love all of you
band:
ummm your a douche were going, bye.
singer: wait i cant do anything. damn, who can i
free load of now with my unworked for voice.
to singer
by singermovestomelbournecampaign on Sep 06, 2010 09:57:54
Singer,
To Singer - Verb
The act of taking someone who used to be but is no
longer fun and make them fun again.
Example:
Daniel: Dude,
I moved to Sydney and now I'm all boring
Marc: Move to Melbourne
Eytan: We are going to singer you
Marc Singer the crap out of you
Daniel: Win
Singer
by pornhorny on Feb 08, 2010 02:05:09
A stud with perfect intercourse technique. Named after the Singer brand of
sewing machine, this 'sowing machine' has consistent timing that can be varied from slow
to fast, much like
the needle on a sewing machine creates perfect strokes.
Example:
Babe: Wow, that Horny dude can satisfy me every time. He is a real Singer.
Stud: Yup, like a
well-oiled machine. Some credit goes to the Babe for having the perfect
lubrication.
singering
by Christina S on Nov 18, 2007 03:51:30
A combination of "singer" and "
singing." Can be used to
mean either, but is usually used to talk about how someone sings, as it reflects both the SINGER and the quality of their
SINGING!
Example:
Mark's singering was fantastic, I can't
believe it!
I went to a concert last night,
ugg, the singering was horrible!
Singer
by Purpleunicornlover on Nov 10, 2015 17:46:02
Someone talented or non talented that has the ability to sing like a
croaking frog or dying hyenna no
terms and conditions let alone regulations for the
after effects which include loss of voice if voice happens to sound as such, who uses the inner muscles and tissues of their throat which works like a machine to get out the unique sound of their singing voice through their vocal cords
Singer
by brohon on Dec 18, 2008 11:38:51
Pronounced san-jee
A french cooking
meathod in which flour is sprinkled over
sweated vegetables to create a thickening paste to add to
soups or sauces.
ALSO where you are fucking a girl, pull out, blow your load in her face and then throw flour at her face.
Singer
by Sherm Chay on Apr 14, 2009 06:47:40
Someone who is the cause of a distraction leading up to a potential
sucker punch. Usually has
done time with the sucker-puncher. Singer will arrive when given a cue by the assaulter. Will walk up to the scene singing, thereby
distracting the victim, which then leads the assaulter to then sucker-punch the victim. Usually these events occur when a hustle between the victim and assaulter has gone wrong.
Singer
by Jay V. Hockee on Dec 07, 2005 07:32:18
A Singer is a type of person that chooses what's worse for his
well-being. Even when better
options are available, he decides on using poor options. A Singer is blind to the truth, and is as stubborn as he
is stupid. Typically he also sucks at what he tries to accomplish. Also see dick.