pine tree
A type of evergreen that grows from 45' to 100' & even to 145' tall! They live 100 to 1000 years with the oldest living organism in the World being the Bristlecone Pine having Over 4600 Years old! Pine nuts are harvested from the pine cones & used to make pesto & also used as a snack.Pine Tree
Another name for a penis. Usually used in calling one a 'pine tree' for an offensive statement. Can also be used as a basic offending word, not really relating to a penis whatsoever.
Example:
"You fucking pine tree!"
"No, turn right, you pine tree.."
"Alfred, go suck and fuck a pine tree."
"Watch out, I'm pulling out my pine tree!!"
"Can I lick your pine tree?"
"You fucking pine tree!"
"No, turn right, you pine tree.."
"Alfred, go suck and fuck a pine tree."
"Watch out, I'm pulling out my pine tree!!"
"Can I lick your pine tree?"
Pine Tree
A nickname for Dipper Pines from Gravity Falls, usually used by Bill Cipher, because BillDip mothafackas
Pine Tree
Pittsburgh Pine Tree
The term is best defined in a professional, grammatically correct manner.
Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Nautical Three Step Process:
1.) The first step is the man neglecting the use of a condom for the sexual interaction.
2.) The female then acknowledges to the man that she currently has razor burn around the proximity of her vagina. This consequently results in the man paying a quick visit to his garage before his female partner leaves the room. He gathers sand paper and rubber cement. The man scratches off many of the sand particles from the paper by utilizing his fathers metal filer, and flakes them onto his previously rubber cement-lathered cock rocket. He then hoists his britches up and heads back into the bedroom to embark on his latest and greatest expedition of manimalness.
3.) He crash lands his gritty cocket ship into the meat curtains of his girlfriends razor burned vagina and then pours Sapphire Bombay Gin on it. And Bill Paxton watches while eating two Granola Bars.
Example:
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
Gunther from Minnesota: "Jesus Christ was that sound I just heard... a hot rod burning out in gravel?"
Hans from Minnesota: "No that was a manimal about 300 miles away giving a girl the Pittsburgh Pine Tree."
Sticky Pine Tree
When a man ejaculates in a woman's hair and brushes it out so that it resembles a stiff, sappy pine tree.
Pine Tree Artist
Artists that bring in Raw, Highly Detailed, and Relatable content to the eyes and ears of their viewer and listener.
Arctic Pine Tree
when a girl covers your dick in chocolate sauce, green sprinkles, and some Whipped Cream. so it looks like a pine tree with snow on it. she then licks it off.
Example:
for my b-day my gf gave me an Arctic Pine Tree, it was cold but it felt good when she licked it off.
for my b-day my gf gave me an Arctic Pine Tree, it was cold but it felt good when she licked it off.
Hillbilly Pine Tree
When you find a tick on the shaft of your penis and then have a woman use her teeth to remove it while she blows you