1000 years

The time it takes to go back in to a glacier



1000 Years of Pain
When you kneel down behind someone, make a gun with both of your middle and index fingers, and then shove them as hard as you can up the persons ass.
Example:
I made Ari Holsten cry when I kneeled down behind him and gave him 1000 years of pain.


1000 years of death
A man randomly pulls down the trousers/skirt and underwear of their chosen victim and shoves his cock up their ass at full speed, forcing the victim off the ground. recreating the scene from naruto where kakashi pulls this mega move.
Example:
I pulled the 1000 years of death on Kevin, he'll never recover


Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
When some one shits their fucking pants because they got fucked up 10-1000 years ago
Example:
Friend: I just saw someone with a Shited-ass that was fucked up like 1000 years ago HAHA!
You: How did they get fucked?
Friend: Some one said Your mom gay and she wasnt able to say No u
You: Ok that sucks, im gonna take a fucking piss
Friend: Wait n- *fucking dies*
Stranger: SUCK MY B-
You: Shut the fuck up, your mom gay, go the fuck away, hello sir.
Stranger: *fucking explodes*


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