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a monkey

Monkey Monkey Monkey is a thing that the youtuber Jmancurly says when he is a lava monkey in the vr game gorilla tag.

Monkey

by -Pastel Sushi Roll- on Sep 30, 2020 15:04:56

The best Animals in existence and the rulers of the universe

Example:
Random Person- Who has the higher chances of becoming the rulers of the universe, Monkeys or Humans?
Random person2- Obviously monkeys

But Monkey

by Gibbon child on Feb 24, 2007 01:47:21

A man or woman or child , that persists to follow you around and has the intention to just annoy.

Example:
you are like a little but monkey .

Monkey with

by t-dawg11 on May 13, 2016 02:35:50

Mess around with something or fix it

Example:
Hey Jon lets monkey with your car today

Monkey

by babyfrieza on Dec 02, 2011 02:05:45

A racial slur often targeted at members of the betailed Saiyan race. Saiyans find this offensive because it suggests their uncivilized nature, which non saiyans are expected to ignore. It should also be noted that, Saiyans do customarily refer to each other as Monkey, which when used in such a context, is a term of endearment.

Example:
"I can't believe I was defeated by a MONKEY!"
"Hey man, you hear that Monkey Kakarot just pwned Frieza?"

monkeys

by Lover of monkeys on Jun 15, 2007 02:40:55

cute cuddly
going to take over the world with bananas

Example:
get ready for the attack of the bananas and monkeys

The Monkey

by Wise Man on Oct 07, 2003 17:47:22

A dance made popular by Jonny Bravo.

Example:
"Do the Monkey with me"

monkey

by sharmasaab21 on Jun 30, 2013 21:23:16

A typical cockney slang term used generally in London, which refers to £500.

Example:
I make a monkey a week mate

Lend me a monkey mate

the monkeys

by Tiffany on Nov 10, 2003 00:15:28

an STD

Example:
That nigga got the monkeys from some bitch up the block that everbody fucked raw

not-monkey

by Skaara on Jan 24, 2008 00:06:42

Jack-speak for ape.

Comes from an excellent piece of slash fiction called "Dr. Jackson's Diary" that is loosely based on the hit sci-fi series "Stargate SG-1." Although no longer available on the net, it is possible to find this gem if you know who to ask, as it still has a small cult following.

As suggested by the title, this piece of fanfiction is written from the point of view of Dr. Daniel Jackson, an archaeologist and linguist working in the top-secret Stargate Program which is operated out of Cheyenne Mountain in Colorado Springs Colorado. The diary chronicles and entire year's worth of missions, misadventures, and madness.

This fic is generally accepted as rated NC-17 for language and content...read at your own risk.

Example:
Quoting from "Dr. Jackson's Diary" 'May: Planet of the Not-Monkey' by Anais:

"Hey, hey--" Jack said, wiping his eye for the forty eighth time. "NOTHING on the MALP reports suggested we were being sent to the planet of the--" he paused. I mouthed the word APES and he added. "--not-monkeys."

We'd already established they were not-monkeys in the locker room, Jack scouring himself under the shower and cursing. "Fuckin' filthy fuckin' disgusting fuckin' monkeys!"

And my stock response; "They're not monkeys, Jack. They're apes."

Hence Not-Monkeys has just become Jackspeak for 'apes'.

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