projector

An individual who always points out qualities present in other individuals that aren't actually there, but hypothetically possible because they want to have said qualities and are projecting it on other individuals.



Projector
(v) the thing that shines and puts pretty pictures on your wall. commonly used for computers, presentations, and in the civil world movies. the one you thought time and time again to steal from your school but never did because you were too scared even though it was really cool.
Example:
man 1 - did you get the projector!?

man 2 - hell yea man, Mr. banker will never know!


Projector
a person who's a hug fan of Levi Mitchell, Brandon Pulido, Mathias Anderle, and Nick Dean or The BoyBand Project
Example:
Those girls are projectors.


Hector Projector
Individuals with an issues often projects them toward others
Can also be used by the projector when criticisim heads his way (denial). Used in mostly good humour.
Example:
in response to an acusation or suggestion you would say, "arrh Hector the Projector"


Hidden Projector
Use a video camera to tape yourself while having sex. Hook the video camera up to a small projector hidden in your closet, but don't tell your partner. While on top, turn the projector on so that you can see the video on the wall above the headboard. Your partner who is on bottom wont be able to see it because they are looking at the ceiling. This way you can watch your own porn as your making it.
Example:
He didn't start out so good but kept getting better. Turns out he was using the "hidden projector" and was able to critique himself as he went.
porn homemade sex hidden projector on top


LCD Projector
The deity worshipped within the LCD Projector cult, where sacrifices prevent the light bulb from burning out and not working.
Example:
Person 1- hey have you joined the LCD Projector cult
Person 2- heck yeah man they’re sacrificing me tomorrow morning lol
Person 1- oh cool haha I’ll be sure to be there


Hector Projector
One who has arms that do not fit his body and also has the general anatomy of a skelington. One who projects his arms to lengths that should not be possible for any human being.
Example:
Project Damnit. Project!


drunk projector
When one gets drunk then proceeds to walk over to some little shit and beat the shit out of him then once done with the beating, finish by projectile vommiting all over the victim.
Bonus Points:
+5 - get all vomit on face
+10 - victim chokes and/or gags on vomit
+100 (Canadians only) - victim is deposited, after choking on vommit, into a large cold snow bank
Example:
I got so smashed last night and Zack thought he was the bomb so I drunk projected the little shit into a snow bank, eh?
Dude I got it all on camera!
I totally used the drunk projector all over zack!


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