rainbows and unicorns

A sarcastic expression of wellbeing used when confronted by a shitstorm or a clusterfuck of magnificent and awe inspiring proportions. A series of painful incidents or unfortunate experiences.



farting rainbows and unicorns
When someone is so head-over-heels in love with someone that they believe their own previously toxic flatulence has been magically transformed into something inordinately wonderful.
Example:
Ever since I first laid eyes on her I’ve been farting rainbows and unicorns!


Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn, is the gay equivalent of a Panther.
A Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn is when a younger male, chases older men.
Example:
Guy 1: "You know I'm 25 right...?"

Guy 2: "Just because I'm 15 doesn't mean anything, I'm a Rainbow-Shitting Unicorn."


Rainbow Unicorn
When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is the performed by the upright male before everyone finishes as a group.
Example:
Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I at the parade today?


Rainbow Unicorn
"Rainbow Unicorn"
A term that means the heavenly aroma of a deep cleaned house. The scent of the freshly cleaned house is so rare and uplifting that it could be compared to a beautiful, mythical creature, such as a rainbow-colored unicorn.
Example:
I just spent 4 hours nonstop cleaning my house, and now it smells like a rainbow unicorn! Yay!


rainbow unicorn
When a “spit roast” occurs between three males on a float during a gay pride parade. 🏳️ 🌈 One of the upright males proceeds to hold up their arms during the sexual act. The popular dance “YMCA” is then performed by one of the upright males before everyone finishes as a group.
Example:
Would you like to “rainbow unicorn” with Bruce and I during the parade today. ⁉️🦄🏳️ 🌈


Rainbow Unicorn Promenade
A rather enjoyable sexual activity that involves a male shitting (preferably diarrhea) into a woman's vagina while she is well into her period. After the shit is thoroughly stuffed into it's proper crevice, the crap/period-blood mixture is then queefed onto the face of the male participant while he repeats the phrase "I'm a pretty pony" until the last drop has been queefed out of the vagina. After this step is complete, the male removes the glass dildo (Note: try to use glass to cut down on the environmental impact of plastics!) from his ass, and the female then super glues it to his forehead. While this step is going on, the female must repeat "You're a pretty pony" until the glass dildo has been secured to the forehead.

It is not uncommon for the man to then ejaculate at this time from the sheer sexual energy of this act. If that happens, simply collect the cum and apply it to the male's face to augment the shit and the period-blood. However this is not necessary.

Finally, go outside and have the male walk on all fours while the female rides on the male's back. This should elicit applause from every person you encounter. A great way to make friends.
Example:
I didn't think too much of our neighbors, but after I saw their Rainbow Unicorn Promenade I think they are perhaps the most interesting couple on the street!


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