I’ve

I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.



I’ve reached pink
When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.
Example:
Dude I’ve reached pink with the hottest girl in our school!


I’ve Struck Oil!
I’ve Struck Oil! When a man and a woman are engaged in a reverse 69, where the man is on top, he thrusts his cock so far into the females mouth that it goes through the back of her throat. As the blood fills in her mouth, the thrusting cock will cause it to erupt up the shaft and out of the woman’s mouth, similar to when oil bursts from an oil drill. Upon the blood erupting the man yells “I’ve struck oil!”.
Example:
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something

Tim: what’s up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.

Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled “I’ve struck oil!”
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?


I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
Example:
I don’t know what happened, I took my Vitamin V and now I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!


I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.
Example:
This is a most pathetic scenario, I’ve farted and I can’t get up!


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