I’ve reached pink
When you face time a girls do she’s wearing underwear and a bra while her boy friend is right next to her.
I’ve
I’ve been milk. The past tense of Milk🥛The sign off when the alternate persona of Milk comes to an end.I’ve got the shits
(1) A condition in which faeces are discharged from the bowels frequently and in a liquid form.
(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.
(2) When a person has explosive diarrhoea.
I’ve seen footage
Song by Death Grips
Example:
I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section
I’ve seen footage makes me want to tear my hair out and pee all over the Walmart medicine section
I’ve Struck Oil!
I’ve Struck Oil! When a man and a woman are engaged in a reverse 69, where the man is on top, he thrusts his cock so far into the females mouth that it goes through the back of her throat. As the blood fills in her mouth, the thrusting cock will cause it to erupt up the shaft and out of the woman’s mouth, similar to when oil bursts from an oil drill. Upon the blood erupting the man yells “I’ve struck oil!”.
Example:
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something
Tim: what’s up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.
Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled “I’ve struck oil!”
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?
Lenny: Dude I need to tell you something
Tim: what’s up
Lenny: I was reverse 69ing Becky the other night and I killed her.
Tim: excuse me?
Lenny: I slammed my Johnson so far down her throat that it stalled out of the back of her neck.
Tim: what! What did you do?
Lenny: bro I yelled “I’ve struck oil!”
Tim: right on! Wanna get some pancakes?
I’ve got my spine
Term used to emphasize that a veteran of the Vietnam war was exposed to Agent Orange, had their spine curved, and survived.
I’ve got cheese to slice
“Hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”
Example:
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry
When Harry says “hide your wife, I’ve gotta knife!”, it’s best that you don’t mess with Harry
I’ve fallen and I can’t get it up!
The more current, commonplace version of the old saying now that folks don’t necessarily need to be able to ambulate well in order to fuck.
I’ve farted and I can’t get up!
When a person is so old and so powerfully flatulent that it knocks them on their ass and they can’t get up.