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nose bleed

Something that happens to anime characters (particularly males), outside of hentai, when they are confronted with a sexually exciting situation.

nose bleed

by Naruto Phreek on Sep 01, 2005 17:03:11

Nose bleed seats are seats far away and high up on the stands. It comes from the real nose bleeding which occurs at actual high altitudes.

Example:
1: Did you see the Metallica concert. I was front row!!!
2: Lucky Bastard! I could only afford nose bleed seats.

nose bleed

by gunslingergirlvy_c_e on Jan 02, 2006 20:40:01

the anime version of an erection (well, in most anime thats appropriote for ages 16 and below), were a male character will bleed profusely from the nose when sexually excited. seeing that girls dont have erections and they cant show her panties getting wet, girls experience extremely red blush across their faces.

Example:
iruka sensei experienced naruto's sexy no jutsu and had a nose bleed

nose bleed

by kornchipgirl on Feb 24, 2008 00:15:24

when you are speaking in a different language rather than your native and you are running out of words

example is an American tourist in China talking to the native Chinese that do not speak English and the American has limited Chinese words.

Example:
The American talking to the Chinese guy is having a nose bleed while asking for directions to the Great Wall.

Nose bleed

by everyoneelseinthisthreadsucks on Jun 13, 2008 16:52:30

A phrase used to emphasise one's disbelief at stupidly high prices.

Example:
"I bought my daughter the Yearbook; £25!!! I almost had a nose bleed!"

or

A: "Dad, could I borrow £25 for the school's Yearbook?
B: "Arg, nose bleed!"

Nose bleed

by DCORION on Apr 10, 2017 09:25:26

When a Women Walks With Her Head Up High, Confident and Knowing She's The SHIT

Example:
You, You are a nose bleed

The German Nose Bleed

by Chicko 123 on Feb 21, 2009 00:01:30

The German Nose Bleed is the act of having vaginal sex with a female while she is on her period. The male will then have blood residue on his penis,he will then ejaculate on the female's nose, giving the illusion of a nose bleed. This act was first discoverd by accident in Frankfurt Germnay, the year 1957.

Example:
Dude 1: Man my girlfreind is such a bitch!
Dude 2: Give her The German Nose Bleed.
Dude1: Good idea that'll get her back.

Chick 1: He gave me a fucking German Nose Bleed!
Chick 2: Where you on your period?
Chick 1: Ya!

Snowy nose bleed

by snowy nose bleed on Jun 28, 2010 12:54:31

when a chick is giving you a blowjob and her head is between your legs and you are holding her with your legs so she can't get out and you cum in her mouth and it comes out her nose

Example:
Guy 1: "I gave this chick a Snowy nose bleed the other day"
Guy 2: "What happened?"
Guy 1: "she couldn't breath through her nose for awhile"

oklahoma nose bleed

by wiggywiggyyo on Nov 26, 2019 10:22:18

throwing your head back when your mouth get to the base of the penis while giving a blowjob as if you had a nose bleed.

Example:
John loves my blowjobs but says he wishes i would throw in an oklahoma nose bleed

Double Nose Bleed

by Maxxipadmunchesondirtytampons on Sep 17, 2011 12:36:25

The act of two lesbian lovers having sex in the 69 position while they both have they're periods in each others faces.

Example:
"hey did you hear about Stacy and Olivia?"
"no, what happened?"
"I heard while they were up at the lake house they had a Double Nose Bleed."
"...sluts"

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