rock man

Term used to describe intense geologists or Earth Science teachers who obtain erections at the sight of young men, or smooth cleavage in metamorphic rocks. Usually prefer minerals with a hardness less than that of their own. The majority are teachers at the Junior High Level, but some stray into higher professions.



man rock
an ancient genre of music which derived from the blues era and steadily turned into the a form of hard rock music that can only be classed by this genre if abiding to the theory: if you can slouch in a chair/couch/recliner etc, put one hand down your trousers and one hand holding a tin of beer, whilst headbanging slightly and without feeling any sort of shame in doing any of these.
Example:
MAN ROCK:

Back in Black - AC/DC
Paranoid - Black Sabbath
Driving South - The Stone Roses
Communication Breakdown - Led Zeppelin
Enter Sandman - Metallica

Songs which you consider may also be classed as "MAN ROCK" however consult a fellow "MAN ROCK" fan before officially trying to class a piece of music as "MAN ROCK".


Man Rock
Man Rock, the unofficially acclaimed genre name for heavy metal/ rock. Most Man Rock bands have a slight country voice with a harder twist and sometimes catchy lyrics. Heavy melodic guitar and drums that make a grow man emotional like they’re watching an naruto AMV from 2008. This includes bands like Nickleback, Five Finger Death Punch, Breaking Benjamin, Disturbed, Godsmack. Men that listen to Man Rock most likely will be wearing metal mulisha fitted caps backwards to their eyebrows, most have a huskier build, XXL T-shirts or fitted T’s that have been worn for years, large puffy skate shoes like DC and DVS’s or sandals, and jorts with a wallet chain.
Example:
-Hey man do you listen to Breaking Benjamin??

- Nah man I don’t listen to Man Rock.


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