sausagitis

When you're drunk off your ass and on the cusp of alcohol poisoning but you're still functioning correctly and having a great ass time.



No sausage
1.) Lacking of anything, material or otherwise.
2.) A taunting or jesting phrase, usually said when denying someone of a privalage after allowing them (either intentionally or unintentinally) to get their hopes up.
Example:
1.)"Hey Ted, do you have the rent today?"
"No sausage."
2.) "I was playin halo, and I raped this guy. Then he came back, and he thought he was gonna get me, but I was like 'No sausage' and I raped him again."


sausage
sausage
Example:
friend: eat?
me: sausage


sausager
A girl who always eats disgusting, foul-smelling foods such as sausages, cold cuts and onions. Thats EXACTLY the kind of girl you don't wanna kiss.
Example:
Oh yuck, you kissed Holly?! She's a god damn sausager!


sausage
A males penis, also can be used to show a very annoying male
Example:
Example #1 When Janie asked russell to fuck for a second time he said sorry baby my sausage is overcooked and dilapidated

Example #2 That sausage is an asshole, I hope he sticks his sausage in a meat grinder and shoves it up his ass


sausage
A common cylindric part of meat made from delicious gory animal parts. The human beings usually eat it in order to gain multiple kilojoules, but instead of that, some weirdos smoke it for their personal pleasure.
Example:
I've got to smoke my daily sausage, does anyone have a lighter or something...?


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