scared turtle
When a turd just pokes its head out but then gets sucked right back in a seeming vortex because of the speed with which it moves.
Example:
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
I tried to take a dump after lunch today but all I got was a scared turtle. Now I'm constipated.
Scared turtle
Scaring The Turtle
Example:
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.
I had to tell my wife last night to hurry up on the toilet. If the turtle didn't go for freedom now then I'd be scaring The Turtle back up there later.