sconed

A cut above the common 'pwned', sconed is the intellectuals variant as it engenders both humiliation for the recipient combined with a small touch of amusement to alleviate any long lasting resentment against the provider of the 'sconing'.



sconed
One of the largest disgraces ever to exist on the earth, it is carried out by taking a scone of any flavor and smearing it in a persons face to show offense to them. People will no longer be near the sconed victim, for he has been sconed and must be looked down on. Now every time that person goes to school, the mall, movies, ect...he will be avoided at all costs. He is a cast out.
Example:
John: "What did you say about my mom?!"
Kyle: "She a cougar!"
John: "O no you didn't you bout to get sconed!"
(Sconing occurs)
John: "Ahhhh jelly all up in yo' face!!!"


sconed
past-tense verb to describe how badly a n00b or n00bs failed. used commonly against the clinically n00btastic. see pwned, n00b
Example:
Me: "you just got sconed"
person I schooled: "like a pastry"


Sconed
A blend between baked and cotton mouth. Being sconed means not only are you very high but also have a very dry mouth, similar to after eating a plain scone.
Example:
BL: Want another Coneron?
Me: Nah I'm sconed


Sconed
The condition of an individual after a heavy night of both drug and alcohol consumption, and many many scones. Being far more messed up than 'wasted' and past the euphoria of 'feeling beast'. A term familiar in the north east of Scotland.
Example:
Person 1 - "Holy crap dude I'm surprised you're still here"
Person 2 - "What u on about mate I'm feeling beast" *Face still producing 2nd degree gurns*
Person 1 - "I can tell man you look pretty sconed"
Person 2 - "Shit man you're probably right had way too many scones eh, tunes were bangin' though"
Person 1 - "Ken that one mate".


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