seats Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

seats

Slang used to refer to someone's ass.

Seat

by BigOnoob02 on Jun 08, 2019 11:01:14

Which means you’d sit on his/hers face

Example:
Chris Evans is a SEAT

seated for

by ndrq16 on May 08, 2022 20:30:26

depending on the adverb used in front of it, 'to be seated for' is a term used on (mostly queer parts of) social media to ironise the situationships users get themselves into in day to day life.
it can either mean:
1. being told off for having done something shameful or disappointing in the past or past(usually in the context of people interacting with one another, can have any adverb in front of it)
2. being forced to do something shameful or disappointing in the past or present(when paired up with 'supposedly' & 'reportedly')
3. preparing to do something shameful or disappointing (when paired up with 'allegedly' or 'apparently')

Example:
1. @TwitterUser42069: oomf allegedly seated for telling my bestie i'm ugly💀.
or as used by instagram user @dilf.from.inside.out_:
2. "supposedly seated for my 6 missing assignments..."
3. "apparently seated for having a 4 hour sleep session"

Seat

by cpdix on Aug 11, 2018 10:36:15

To have lucious lips, good enough to sit on

Example:
Did you see that mouth? That man’s a seat

No no seat

by Emberglorisesfromashes on Nov 09, 2020 23:32:44

The banned seat in restaurants because covid.

Example:
I wanted to sit next to bae at Taco Bell but because of Covid it’s a no no seat!

seat

by Seaty McSeat on Mar 13, 2008 12:51:20

colloquially used to describe a person with a penchant for lying flat on their back and offering their face as a female's chair or resting place in anticipation of the double-glazing that will hopefully follow, generally for the entertainment of others and occasionally in exchange for money.

Example:
You're a fucking seat!! Woo!!

Seat

by Gumba Gumba on Apr 13, 2004 19:21:49

1- Any raised object on which one may rest the buttocks and legs by climbing upon.

2- Spain's national car

Example:
1- Take a seat

2- The Seat Leon is pretty fast.

the seat

by Beamo on Nov 13, 2006 15:54:38

A sexual position where a person is kneeling down and another person lifts them up from the back of their knees

Example:
Look at this guy, he's gagging for the seat

“The no no seat”

by @emberglo on Oct 25, 2020 00:25:11

A COVID banned seat in a restaurant with a circle and x is called “the no no seat” for social distancing.

Example:
Don’t sit in that chair at Taco Bell! That’s “the no no seat”

Seating

by Ejones777 on Jun 07, 2011 04:14:37

The proper way to say furniture for an apartment.

Example:
Seating is so expensive! It should cost as much as this synthetic feather...

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