semon

The shit that comes out of your dick when sexually aroused by other women.



semonic
When an inanimate object has been so plastered/drenched/splattered with semen that has not only caked into an oasis of bacteria; the object may almost seem like it has gained sentience and is aware of it's own existence.
Example:
"I knew my cum sock was truly semonic when it started telling me to kill my family."

"Man, you still haven't washed that shit? What the fuck? Shit's gonna be semonic soon"


Semone
A beautiful girl who goes to IBL and gives me butterflies every time I see her. I can't stop thinking about her. I think I'm in love.
Example:
Semone is the most dazzling girl in the whole school, and I've liked her ever since I laid my eyes on her.


Semon
semon is the definition of an amazing dad, he works all his life because of a difficult child hood that he had. he doesn’t show a lot of emotion but you know he’s a great guy on the inside. you should never take a guy like semon for granted since he is like a rare diamond. once you meet a semon. never let him go.
Example:
any: i wish someone actually tried to be a different person. everyone acts the same

tom: you should get a guy like semon, he’s one of a kind.


cum guzzling semon demon
An ex girfriend. Any woman who has enough cum or semon inside them to be compared to a demon who is full of damned souls.
Example:
Bitch you're such a cum guzzling semon demon


semoning
when you are at the movies and your partner wants to have extra Sause on there popcorn and puts your penis threw the bottom of the popcorn and then proceeds to touch you until you ejaculate on the top of the popcorn
Example:
i want your semoning


Semon
A delectable, non GMO, non-dairy product that is a good substitute for Mayo.
Example:
Guy 1: Hey, we're out of Mayo.
Guy 2: *Ejaculates furiously*
Guy 3: *Spreads semon on bread* thanks, bro.


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