The fat guy

1. (Noun) A race superior to that of any other human being because of their jolly nature, skill in hot-dog eating contests, and unstoppable physical attractiveness. To qualify as a "fat guy", one does not necessarily have to be male. They simply have to weigh in excess of 400 pounds regardless of height or age.



The Fat Guy
Reformed playstation pirate. Also known as Garfat.
Example:
J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires new shit to copy every week"

J: "Lets go see the fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"


fat guy
eats bag's of chips and games out and he is gay and he is really fat no oe likes him
Example:
fat guy really gay and fat no one likes him


fat guy heat
The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or coworkers, constantly have pointless beef with each other
Example:
-“Man, Joseph and Will have really been going at it recently in order to earn this promotion.”

-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”


fat guy strategy
The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.
Example:
Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "Fat Guy Strategy wins again."


Fat Guy Weather
The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average kinetic energy, in the Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
Example:
girl: Wow! It's cold outside today. It only got up to 52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)


The Cool Fat Guy
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam Richman, and Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all cool fat guys.
Example:
Adam Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost pompadour, he is THE cool fat guy


Fat Guy Game
when a fat guy has to be extra nice to get near a girl. He brings out the fat guy game to try to make up for his ugliness and fatness.
Example:
vital brought on the fat guy game to get the chick to go out with him.


Latest Searches

sry, hump me, Fuck buddies, new friend crush, bad jawn, unfuckwitable, smitties, Iorio, ather, hydro flask, Its not you, its me, friend-up, off the bench, mommy issues, chewed me out, The haircut, isolation, climbing the ladder, carrying, The waiter, creme de la creme, Red Drank, Long head ginger, Get Safe, gas can, Auto Racing, Soulja Boy, O shit waddup, rick roll me, a coach bag, ship cock, Urban Jungle, by all means, Algorithm, sexy, eat you up, Law and Order: SVU, apex legends player, wastin gas, forces, im in love with you, BTS Army, Crappy place, Because I deserve it, Veitch, Test tube baby, You had me at hello, like sisters, dildoed, 40’s, noped out, The Strokes, mower, my meat, supreme, Yasutake, hate hoax, Naoto, Private Jet, Rob You, BWAH, Ooves, Strain, bare skin, PROPA, Good ole boy, gay for girls, the Joel, Dinnae, Monda, Unco mode, grape drink, mutual, eradicated, dan thomson, Clash, The, Pouring milk first, camouflaging, Versailles, viben, Dirty storm trooper, lastings, because i can, Buddy Guy Friend, ass-titted, hot gamer, Preditoring, bath tissue, on like donkey kong, desktop, hilliard, Hickville, steep, hikari, cake IS cake, transcendental, wymyn, nightclub incident, Ashley Purdy, the e-mail, Quenched, dadface, silver line, Wherefore art thou, hello bro, value judgments, Dumb As Hell, respected, the waffle, peanuts, pussy warts, overpriced, Fw, suck my zick, Travel Bug, da bush, hav, Bryan DeChart, milk shake, Upto, The Coney Island, Kind Regards, aggressiveness, Someone cool, meat stick, Pick Me Up Fuck, aight then, goo job, read more, ethical obligation, not to be, Condensation, Yassified trama, butt-ass, Transcendence, he lied, get behind it, Yeah bitch, ice storm, Andrew Wilson, Mark felt, Beautiful love, a phone call, Ball and Chain Ball, Third wheel, North East Roadshow, to die, Southern drawl, No God, Know Peace, richie rich, speed boat, vomcano, taako taaco, delightful for ya, Jean Grey, YEAH DAD, lmaoplanes, jamie dornan, Irish Head Job, El Niño, special needs, subpar, loss, think dick, abso-fuckin-awesome, imperialist, like a g6, alcohaul, Lily Evalina May, portugese, irishman, Major Major, The Salmon, whack rappers, Now What?, Eliseo, subsided, sugardaddy, bombs away shit, Murderpan, WHI, lavely, Hannah Baker, Neo-Marxist, c ya, cream cheese pie, Simon and Garfunkel, thick ass, Dong Hider, live feed, Pied it, we DONT care, Mallee, Damn jerry, whiffit, 18A, National Npesta Day, Grecian, water skiing, Humboldt Park, The fat guy, sry, hump me, Fuck buddies, new friend crush, bad jawn, unfuckwitable, smitties, Iorio, ather, hydro flask, Its not you, its me, friend-up, off the bench, mommy issues, chewed me out, The haircut, isolation, climbing the ladder, carrying, The waiter, creme de la creme, Red Drank, Long head ginger, Get Safe, gas can, Auto Racing, Soulja Boy, O shit waddup, rick roll me, a coach bag, ship cock, Urban Jungle, by all means, Algorithm, sexy, eat you up, Law and Order: SVU, apex legends player, wastin gas, forces, im in love with you, BTS Army, Crappy place, Because I deserve it, Veitch, Test tube baby, You had me at hello, like sisters, dildoed, 40’s, noped out, The Strokes, mower, my meat, supreme, Yasutake, hate hoax, Naoto, Private Jet, Rob You, BWAH, Ooves, Strain, bare skin, PROPA, Good ole boy, gay for girls, the Joel, Dinnae, Monda, Unco mode, grape drink, mutual, eradicated, dan thomson, Clash, The, Pouring milk first, camouflaging, Versailles, viben, Dirty storm trooper, lastings, because i can, Buddy Guy Friend, ass-titted, hot gamer, Preditoring, bath tissue, on like donkey kong, desktop, hilliard, Hickville, steep, hikari, cake IS cake, transcendental, wymyn, nightclub incident, Ashley Purdy, the e-mail, Quenched, dadface, silver line, Wherefore art thou, hello bro, value judgments, Dumb As Hell, respected, the waffle, peanuts, pussy warts, overpriced, Fw, suck my zick, Travel Bug, da bush, hav, Bryan DeChart, milk shake, Upto, The Coney Island, Kind Regards, aggressiveness, Someone cool, meat stick, Pick Me Up Fuck, aight then, goo job, read more, ethical obligation, not to be, Condensation, Yassified trama, butt-ass, Transcendence, he lied, get behind it, Yeah bitch, ice storm, Andrew Wilson, Mark felt, Beautiful love, a phone call, Ball and Chain Ball, Third wheel, North East Roadshow, to die, Southern drawl, No God, Know Peace, richie rich, speed boat, vomcano, taako taaco, delightful for ya, Jean Grey, YEAH DAD, lmaoplanes, jamie dornan, Irish Head Job, El Niño, special needs, subpar, loss, think dick, abso-fuckin-awesome, imperialist, like a g6, alcohaul, Lily Evalina May, portugese, irishman, Major Major, The Salmon, whack rappers, Now What?, Eliseo, subsided, sugardaddy, bombs away shit, Murderpan, WHI, lavely, Hannah Baker, Neo-Marxist, c ya, cream cheese pie, Simon and Garfunkel, thick ass, Dong Hider, live feed, Pied it, we DONT care, Mallee, Damn jerry, whiffit, 18A, National Npesta Day, Grecian, water skiing,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!