The fat guy
1. (Noun) A race superior to that of any other human being because of their jolly nature, skill in
hot-dog eating contests, and unstoppable physical attractiveness. To qualify as a "
fat guy", one does not necessarily have to be male. They simply have to
weigh in excess of 400 pounds regardless of height or age.
The Fat Guy
by Theguywhofuckednathansmum on Jul 10, 2010 16:33:20
Example:
J: "wanna
wag class and go see
the fat guy?"
N: "ok, lets see how much lunch is on his
tit"
The Fat Guy
by theguywhofuckednathansmum on Jul 11, 2010 21:11:54
Example:
J: "i wonder if The Fat Guy has Destruction
Derby 2 yet"
N "yeah Garfat hires
new shit to copy every week"
J: "Lets go see the
fat cunt then"
N: "yeah, lets see how much lunch is on his tit"
fat guy
by gaige forrest on Mar 08, 2017 00:35:15
eats
bag's of
chips and games out and he is gay and he is really fat no
oe likes him
fat guy heat
by WithALaptop on Jan 27, 2021 13:43:30
The phenomenon when two fat guys in a group, such as friends or
coworkers, constantly have
pointless beef with each other
Example:
-“Man,
Joseph and Will have really been
going at it recently in order to earn this
promotion.”
-“Nah. It’s not about the promotion. That’s just fat guy heat.”
fat guy strategy
by blarglwharbl on Jul 20, 2014 05:38:21
The term for the strategy of waiting until the foodservice employee puts the first portion of meat on your sandwich/burrito/whatever to ask for
double meat. That way, the size of the first portion isn't compromised by the knowledge that a second portion is coming, and sets a
precedent portion size for the second portion, avoiding any size
discrepancy between first and second portions. Particularly effective at Chipotle.
Example:
Employee - "What kind of meat, sir?"
Fat Guy - "Chicken, my man."
E - *Scoop*
E - "Any vegetables?"
FG - "Actually, can I get double chicken?"
E - "Godfuckingdammit okay."
FG - "
Fat Guy Strategy wins again."
fat guy swole
by pseudonym mcjohnson on Apr 25, 2011 12:12:48
When a
fat guy doesn't have the body definition of somebody who is considered traditionally
muscular, but has some
proportional features, such as muscular arms, that make his fat guy features look acceptable.
Fat Guy Weather
by walrus0115 on Dec 11, 2010 02:47:10
The thermodynamic equilibrium, as average
kinetic energy, in the
Fahrenheit scale, at which a 250 lb. man can walk one average city block, at the quick pace while producing no observable sweat. This occurs during the colder months in the
Northern Hemisphere from September through May. Summer months may produce this effect if the average daily temperature is at or below 68°F.
Example:
girl: Wow!
It's cold outside today. It only got up to
52°.
fat guy: Awww, ya gotta love
Fat Guy Weather. I only need to shower once today.
(Two fat guys then high five each other.)
The Cool Fat Guy
by dabearjew92 on May 15, 2010 08:14:42
An emerging trend, generally wears hoodies and XL t shirts proclaiming their love for a specific food, has some form of gelled hair, owns at least 1 leather jacket. They generally have a penchant for sun glasses and knowing a few chords of guitar. The ones with TV shows generally permanently ruin any restaurant they go to. Guy Fieri, Adam
Richman, and
Big Hoss and from Pawn Stars are all
cool fat guys.
Example:
Adam
Richman can eat over 10 pounds of meat and deep fried food in one sitting, play several guitar chords, and has an almost
pompadour, he is
THE cool fat guy
Fat Guy Game
by eij on Jan 06, 2008 11:32:30
when a fat guy has to be extra nice to
get near a girl. He brings out
the fat guy game to try to make up for his ugliness and
fatness.