shaved head Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

shaved head

shaved head is fresh and clean cut. that's what a real man looks like. it looks cool and it feels good.

Shaved head

by Soul_Driver on Nov 16, 2019 06:54:21

A look that gets more fashionable every year.

Contrary to what insecure incels and neckbeards say on the internet, but it's a look that leaves the panties of a lot of women the polar opposite of dry. They really like it. However, having a decently shaped noggin and face are factors to pulling it off but it will still always look better than a combover no matter what.

Example:
My hair is slowly going, but I'm going for the shaved head look. My sex life is improving too!

Shave your head

by Gatherqueef on Jan 14, 2009 06:07:54

Coined by the great Gatherqueef, this phrase refers to an old video in which a wife shaving the pubic hair of her husband accidentally cut the head of his penis off.

Example:
"Shave your head," as in "cut off the head of your penis off with a vibrating razor or some other overly-sharp thing that it is nearly impossible to do."

shave my head

by Stevenfuckedurmother on Feb 22, 2023 00:31:56

when someone has a bad haircut or when somebody says something dumb smh

Example:
bro I got a 0% on my test shave my head smh

Shaved Head Sandwich

by Rage_thorne on Jun 24, 2023 12:16:11

A toasted sandwich involving a tortilla, salami, cheese, and mayonnaise. The production of which involves arranging the ingredients down the middle of the tortilla, folding the sides toward the middle, and then folding it in half, and placing the whole sandwich in the toaster, with the opening facing upward, so as not to burn your house down.

Example:
Talion: "Have you ever, tried a shaved head sandwich?"

Celebrimbor: "dude, I love those!"

Talion: "just be careful not to burn your house down!"

I shaved my head

by Reniii on Jan 02, 2024 09:32:10

A got a new curly sew-in 😋

Example:
Becky: Gurllllll I shaved my head !!

Rachel: ohhh yes you did, that 14inch Jheri curl is to die for

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