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toasted sandwich

Australian slang for penis, typically used in the context of giving oral sex.

Toasted Sandwich

by Letitgokaboom on Oct 03, 2009 02:31:55

The act of sexual intercourse during your lunch break.
This is used in order to acheive pleasure as well as make it back to the office before your lunch break is over.

Example:
My girlfriend gave me a toasted sandwich over lunch.

Toast sandwich

by wellokboomeryourwelcome on Dec 09, 2019 02:31:22

a toast sandwich is a suPreMe sAndWicH which has two breads around a toast. Tastes amazing.Seriously whoever invented this is a fucking GENIUS. I will highly suggest all the children of god to try it. well even filths can this sandwich does not discriminate. i tried this sandwich yesterday and it was quite a liberating experience. would def recommend y’all to try it:) and if you don’t then satan will shit on your penis face;)

Example:
🧡🤡🥪🤡❤️😍🥰😘 toast sandwich is bae

Wet Toast Sandwich

by Meme investigator on Sep 16, 2018 16:04:22

Wet toast sandwich is when some gathers two slices of Wet toast and puts a piece of jizz covered turkey and you rock paper scissors for who eats it

Example:
"damn johnny that's rough....you had to eat the entire Wet toast sandwich?" "you man....tangy"

toasted tomato sandwich

by Goostaff The Jew on Nov 21, 2005 06:37:06

A delicious sandwich!!

1. Start by throwing 2 pieces of bread into the toaster
2. Slice up a tomato
3. When toast comes out of toaster spread Miracle Whip Light on both sides of the bread (use alot)
4. put tomato on bread and sprinkle salt on top
5. eat its so fucking good

Example:
"I'm going to make a toasted tomato sandwich!!"

Toasted Cheese Sandwich

by The Third Khaaal on Apr 19, 2011 17:49:26

This term describes the spreading of a female's legs the morning after an evening of vigorous and non-condom-wielding snoo snoo.

The congealed residual baby batter combined with the love lips being 'peeled apart' is comparable to the opening of a toasted cheese sandwich.

Example:
Franz: "We just passed out after an exhausting romp!"

Lucile: "Oh god opening my legs this morning was like peeling apart a freshly toasted gouda pocket, a real toasted cheese sandwich."

Franz: "Don't ever talk to me again."

toasted cheese sandwich

by Thabo Mbeki (Another Kaffer) on Oct 26, 2003 02:34:43

Ever tried a muff dive the morning after?

Example:
emuff said

toasted tomato sandwich

by the dark wanderer on Sep 30, 2007 01:02:37

quite possibly the most powerfull aphrodesiac known to man, partly because it is so delicious, and partly because it is so easy to make, and partly because it hits the spot when you are high
toast bread
spread mayo on the bread
put tomato slices on bread
add salt to taste
kick ass sandwich

Example:
dude, im so gone, lets make like 32 toasted tomato sandwiches!

Sandwich Toast

by Gabe Tindall on Feb 02, 2009 01:14:54

Verb: When two people actively engage in sandwich eating at the same time and clash sandwiches (full or halves) before the first bite as a toast.

Example:
Gabe: To the sandwich!
*raises sandwich*
Mary: To the sandwich!
*sandwich toast followed by a synchronized bite*

Toasted Roman Sandwich

by balloonknotjohn on Jun 16, 2012 18:00:55

The crude act of excreting hot faecal matter freshly squeezed out of the balloon knot of a Roman gypsy or equivalent, then placing the faeces between the breasts of a willing participant, then pushing the breasts together thus harnessing the power of a Toasted Roman Sandwich (aka TRS)

Example:
John: Hey bra I just smashed out a Toasted Roman Sandwich

Frank: Whooaaa, a TRS??, how did it go mang?

John: Messy holmes!

Frank: Nioce

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