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My hair

The best song off of Ariana Grande 6th studio album “positions”.

My Hair

by erinoh2010 on May 18, 2010 05:19:48

n.

1. A strange, tangly mess that never looks presentable. It's favorite pastime is to annoy me and to look like a creature from beyond.
2. A thing on my head that requires constant grooming and attention, and straightening

Example:
1. Bob: Hey Susie. You look nice today.
Susie: Oh, thanks. I'd look even better if my hair was behaving.
2. Teenage Drama Queen: I hate my hair! It's so ugly, and never straightens the right way *tear*

wet my hair

by Thaarg The Almighty on Oct 01, 2004 18:09:34

A female-only announcement meaning "I have to go for a piss". Only heard in the context of women from the NE of Britain.

Example:
Ooh give over will you, I've just got to go and wet me hair!

cum in my hair

by duccling on Jan 03, 2020 17:51:35

A call to action for a sexual act in which a man (or woman, though more rare and harder to pull off) ejaculates in their partner(s) hair, resulting in a nice, natural substitute for hair styling gel once it dries up. Difficult to get out after looking sleek all day, however.

Example:
Oh my god Mitchell, PLEASE CUM IN MY HAIR

play with my hair

by idek12234 on Feb 25, 2018 22:21:18

the best feeling in the entire world

Example:
if you play with my hair you have niet whole heart

washing my hair

by Faptastic Max on Apr 23, 2015 00:37:33

A typical excuse given when someone doesn’t want to attend a function but has no legitimate reason not to

Example:
Matt: Hey do you want to go to the crawfish boil on the 2nd?
Anyone Matt asks: Sorry Matt, I'll be busy washing my hair

straightening my hair

by Murry23 on Jun 18, 2009 00:02:35

a heated device where you put your hair in between to hot plates and it makes them straight. the people using them either want to have straight hair, or look like asians.

Example:
straightening my hair will work perfectly for my asian halloween costume!

my hair's on fire

by Justwrite80 on Sep 17, 2015 01:24:15

A phrase to say when you're overwhelmed with work, stressed, on a strict deadline, etc.
A way to express being extremely busy or to convey a sense of urgency.

Example:
"Yes, I need that information now, we're on deadline here and my hair's on fire"

My hair is a bird

by Frankenstein Goldfinger on Oct 24, 2008 14:49:15

A synonym for the phrase, "Your argument is invalid."

Example:
Tom: You're a bad friend.

Nicolas: My hair is a bird.

Tom: Nevermind. My argument is invalid.

Hows my hair

by CaTheMousseiest on Aug 14, 2013 02:32:59

How's hair is a cover up for when something next to you is really bad or awkward. You cant say it out loud to our friend so you just ask them"How's my hair?" and they get the message. Hows my hair can be abbreviated to Hows the hair, hows hair, and even the occasional "hh". You can answer the question if you understand what theyre saying but yelling "Needs a little mousse"

Example:
Hannah: So yesterday, I tried to tickle myself in bed at a sleepover and it felt so weird.
Caroline : Oh....Hows my hair?
Jackie : MMMM Needs a little mousse.
*Walks away before catching disease*

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