shelob

A giant explosion of semen that occurs after you havent ejaculated for a long time: a mega cumshotUsed to describe an unusally large load before or after ejaculation



Shelob
A huge spider creature from the Lord of the Rings trilogy.

Most people will know her from Return of the King however those who read the books know that she was originally in the climax of The Two Towers.

She guards the secert path into Mordor that Frodo and Sam take with the help of the treacherous Gollum.
Example:
Shelob was great in both The Two Towers and Return of the King.


Shelob
A beast from the Lord of the Rings trilogy by J.R.R. Tolkien. She is most well known for heavily resembling a monstrous spider, albeit with a wasp stinger and a gaping mouth, despite real world spiders having a liquid diet. She appeared in The Two Towers, but the film places her in Return of the King.
Example:
"Most like a spider she was, but huger than the great hunting beasts, and more terrible than they because of the evil purpose in her remorseless eyes. Great horns she had, and behind her short stalk-like neck was her huge swollen body, a vast bloated bag, swaying and sagging beneath her legs; its great bulk was black, blotched with livid marks, but the belly underneath was pale and luminous and gave forth a stench. Her legs were bent, with great knobbed joints high above her back, and hairs that stuck out like steel spines, and at each leg's end there was a claw." -Description of Shelob from The Two Towers


shelobed
When one is so backed up with baby gravy and self expresses that they cocoon themselves upon release; and then has to 'muffle' cry for help that a friend/other has to excavate them from their self inflicted love bunker. This is the act of Shelobing, past tense Shelobed
Example:
1. "Oh mate this weekend was spent mainly Shelobing, I cant look Dave in the eyes anymore"

2."How was the tinder date, did you two get it on?"
"No, its been a while for so he just Shelobed me..."


Latest Searches

The record player, Nollsy, Nutty Buddies, is it in, disneyed, humanoid, Whetu, BOOBIE, greasy burrito, PENIS HUNTER, sex chamber, thine, rard, giggly susie, Occupation, reclaim dabs, full of air, long island sound, (>O_O)> {), Gon freecss, keeping it real, bucksnot, the coyote, Your hot mom, like bullets, muhfucker, Ugly chick, gigglis, OH GOD, Robert Burns, toast-bread, take shots, New Metallica, Thy end is now, VERY ugly, Ariel Sharon, PoGo, bromosexuality, Dave Chappelle, Jonas, Note To Self, Tiffani, gentleman caller, LIKE, OH MY GOD, tea towel, biggy, emmy rossum, Anti-freeze, pectoral, no hookups, Sorry mum, Live Life, crosseyed, the nickel, rekt, Vallejo, NovaBabe, Celtic Warrior, apc, conduct card, Thunderfury, the skinhead, poopscooper, girl 1, big homo, the KGB, quiet one, hot girl, Small fish, Dismay, amazing ass, trick-or-treating, fresh fish, urban dictionizing, the tomahawk, laziness, Mumble Rappers, here and there, Muddy Monocle, who asked, NYAN NYAN, Zut, Dana L, fortnite kid, pistoning, dir, line back, school chromebook, Tyson, insulter, soggy cunt, Lick my nuts, college algebra, Anabasis, HiJack, Los Angeles Galaxy, BRs, scally, Dank meme, chase hudson, The marauders, Hwall, Kashmira, Leerye, sitz, Tbf, buff, Black Lotus, The SeaWorld, Warrior nobility, Janis Joplin, Eurosnob, uglah, alats, jerold, no boobs, smoking, yeh bro, Your mom is a hoe, Pointcrow, a grown ass man, carin, oral sex, GOLD MINE, myspace, Hardcore scene, negro, bald headed, commodious, New Orleans Bounce, bet on it, verified, volcano assplode, The hero, the Skeptic, good practice, Lily, bug up your ass, you gots shots, gate, boys of fall, sharp, Richard Meyer, Killtrocity, colture, Badder, Margret Thatcher, Fat juicy cock, Atari, Fuck naw, a Taco, Thirsting, jetta, mahwah, pound away, TONS of, Separatistic Atheist, unbiased dick, A long Schlong, long necks, pear shaped, regae, NWTR, Surreal, Monster Truck, hamboner, The Toss, Popping a boner, dyslexic, byson, bibles, latter day slut, Dick Beater, The Role, portrait, runge, no-no square, pay respects, mentula, ziplining, saq, Jewish penicillin, mokes, no clue there, drag me, GREAT hair, Hasselhoff, Red Dead Online, excuse, Sea King, vitamin A, Keep your pecker up, not all, the Elder Wand, yeah nah yeah nah, ws, Diarrhea Echo Fart, Rabi, fraternity man, round, shelob, Panzerkampfwagen, talent show, The record player, Nollsy, Nutty Buddies, is it in, disneyed, humanoid, Whetu, BOOBIE, greasy burrito, PENIS HUNTER, sex chamber, thine, rard, giggly susie, Occupation, reclaim dabs, full of air, long island sound, (>O_O)> {), Gon freecss, keeping it real, bucksnot, the coyote, Your hot mom, like bullets, muhfucker, Ugly chick, gigglis, OH GOD, Robert Burns, toast-bread, take shots, New Metallica, Thy end is now, VERY ugly, Ariel Sharon, PoGo, bromosexuality, Dave Chappelle, Jonas, Note To Self, Tiffani, gentleman caller, LIKE, OH MY GOD, tea towel, biggy, emmy rossum, Anti-freeze, pectoral, no hookups, Sorry mum, Live Life, crosseyed, the nickel, rekt, Vallejo, NovaBabe, Celtic Warrior, apc, conduct card, Thunderfury, the skinhead, poopscooper, girl 1, big homo, the KGB, quiet one, hot girl, Small fish, Dismay, amazing ass, trick-or-treating, fresh fish, urban dictionizing, the tomahawk, laziness, Mumble Rappers, here and there, Muddy Monocle, who asked, NYAN NYAN, Zut, Dana L, fortnite kid, pistoning, dir, line back, school chromebook, Tyson, insulter, soggy cunt, Lick my nuts, college algebra, Anabasis, HiJack, Los Angeles Galaxy, BRs, scally, Dank meme, chase hudson, The marauders, Hwall, Kashmira, Leerye, sitz, Tbf, buff, Black Lotus, The SeaWorld, Warrior nobility, Janis Joplin, Eurosnob, uglah, alats, jerold, no boobs, smoking, yeh bro, Your mom is a hoe, Pointcrow, a grown ass man, carin, oral sex, GOLD MINE, myspace, Hardcore scene, negro, bald headed, commodious, New Orleans Bounce, bet on it, verified, volcano assplode, The hero, the Skeptic, good practice, Lily, bug up your ass, you gots shots, gate, boys of fall, sharp, Richard Meyer, Killtrocity, colture, Badder, Margret Thatcher, Fat juicy cock, Atari, Fuck naw, a Taco, Thirsting, jetta, mahwah, pound away, TONS of, Separatistic Atheist, unbiased dick, A long Schlong, long necks, pear shaped, regae, NWTR, Surreal, Monster Truck, hamboner, The Toss, Popping a boner, dyslexic, byson, bibles, latter day slut, Dick Beater, The Role, portrait, runge, no-no square, pay respects, mentula, ziplining, saq, Jewish penicillin, mokes, no clue there, drag me, GREAT hair, Hasselhoff, Red Dead Online, excuse, Sea King, vitamin A, Keep your pecker up, not all, the Elder Wand, yeah nah yeah nah, ws, Diarrhea Echo Fart,
×

Our website is made possible by displaying online advertisements to our visitors.
Please consider supporting us by disabling your ad blocker.


I have disabled the ad blocker! Show me how!