mentula Definition| Urban Word Dictionary

mentula

The Latin word for penis (that is not penis). But more like a euphemism for it (e.g. cock, dick, etc...), as the word itself is a pun because it is resemblant to the word "mentis", which refers to the mind, and coincidently with the word "menta", a transliterated Ancient Greek loan word meaning mint stalk.

Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome

by Third-Degree Crispy on Aug 23, 2010 00:59:09

A condition manifest in certain adult males, identified by the following symptoms:

1. A penis worn down to the size of an acorn or smaller, from continuous self-massage.

2. The delusion that the size of said penis is far above average, and possessed only by highly motivated, hard working, intelligent individuals that thrive in a dynamic and creative work setting.

Example:
Travis and Michael, both suffering from Mentula Grandiosus Syndrome, did not realize that being characterized as "the biggest dicks on the block" was not a compliment.

magna mentula

by Biggus dickus3434 on Jun 08, 2022 09:11:08

biggus dickus

Example:
I have an insane magna mentula

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